sloppy joe

-You're such a sloppy cunt!
-shhh there are kids around
-ohhh! you're such a sloppy joe!

by ptaztic April 9, 2010

when a person, mail or femail blows his/her nose in a woman's vagina, or a man's asshole

When you eat a girl out and she is on her period, and its very messy.

He said he was hungry, so I offered him one of my sloppy joes.

by Tessa November 9, 2003

a very loose and free lipped vagina that has a bad habit of cumming too early and uncontrollably. noun

man i fucked that woman so hard that she left me with a sloppy joe.

by fsdbk November 5, 2010

person who eats a girl out and she bleeds on his nose

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

sloppy joes

Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.

Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....

by A.G.T. March 23, 2011

by Aaron,Dave,Maz December 3, 2003