shwank

smell like BO

damn you shwank.... take a shower!

by Hilary and Jade April 4, 2003

Shwanked

A term used when someone or something was completely off. When someone fucked up.

(watching the bears game)-wow he really shwanked that kick

Sam-Dude you were horrible in beer pong tonight!

Zac-I know man I shwanked hella cups.

by gocubsgo4 May 9, 2009

shwanking

1)A continuos act of jackin off ur nigga.

2)A continous act of jackin off any guy.

Alex was shwanking his new friend while playin Halo 2

by cheaa6969 July 25, 2006

Shwank

When you go for a shit but you have a wank just after or before on the toilet

Went for a lovely shwank there man

by Idefinewords March 22, 2017

Shwank

Cool
Dope
Awesome
Sick
Sweet
Nice

"Look at that stank shank that looks shwank"
"Look at him, he's soooo shwank"
"Awe that looks shwank as heck man"

by Jack Lotus April 5, 2021

Shwanking

To shit and wank at the same time

i'm bored, i'm gunna go shwanking, wanna join?

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010

shwanked

Term for being totally drunk out of one's mind

"I'm gonna go out and get shwanked outs my mind tonight!"

by KyleJT January 2, 2008