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A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.
Also known as schwank. Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank
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to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate). fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!
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Tom: Hey Lewy, you look really refreshed today!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good. Will: Wtf is a shwank bro? Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower! Will: Mad! |
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another meaning for "sweet" positive notation Wow! That is shwank!
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A object that is the cross between a sword and a shank. 1. She used her shwank to kill the alien because it was small enough to hide.
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the easiest way to communicate that you think something is awesome . that was shwank!!!
Yeah! that was so cool my balls switched places!!!! |
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To masturbate while taking a shower "I'm getting a verucas, who had a shwank?"
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