Me: I'm sorry Deborah, but that paperwork the intern gave me was just too hot, I couldn't help myself!
Deborah: Why did you hook up with a piece of paper}?!
a: i'm makin chedda on wall street. i'm gonna make partner soon. what are you doingthese days?
b: i'm stackin paper at a research lab...the white kind. i get a stipend too, but that's only enough to wipe my a$$. at least my paper has my name on it instead of benjamin's face.