13 definitions by Thedemonftheinternet

Mhmshure

Mhmshure

Mhmshure

by Thedemonftheinternet May 6, 2021

shabingus

use is for everything gen z. We don’t have much time left, so use it while you can

Person one: heyyy!!
You: shabingus? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Thedemonftheinternet May 6, 2021

Paper

Cut my finger on that mf too many damn times

Me: cut my finger
Fren: how?
Me: mf paper

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Gjsvdjr

Fhsdveh

Gjsvdjr

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Elmo

𝐸𝑙𝑚𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔....

Run... Elmo is watching...

Also wtf did you look this up

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Tommyinnit

Rule number one: DONT SIMP FOR HIMMMM
HE DOESNT LIKE IT. BITCH IDC IF YOUR SIMPING RESPECTFULLY DONT FUCKING DO ITTTTT. He is also known for the “jump in the Cadillac” video. Beaten by a 14 year old named “drista” aka dreams sister. And he is friends with a literal fucking pig

Someone: dude I simp for tommyinnit

Me: *pulls out glock* ratatataata

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020