np

is short for “Nice Penis”
used in texting

“hey bro thx for the hw”
“yea bro np”
“what did u just say about my dick?”

by Eattheassmowthegrass November 12, 2020

np

1) No penis.
2) Niggah please.
3) No pants.

1) Check out that guy, he's got NP.
2) NP! Don't gimme that shit!
3) Look at her, she's got NP.

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

np

A caregiver who is a nurse practitioner

My health care provider isn't a doctor but an NP.

by Joe Lynn March 3, 2008

np

Np is used for North Philly

I am from np which is North philadelphia

by Kokes March 25, 2008

np

"nice person"
coined by rachel's mom.

"that guy was such an np!"

by nikbot July 21, 2006

np

No pubes. Also a codename for a male with a very high voice; Ie: A guy that almost sounds like a girl.

Dude, did you hear Paul and Joedda sing at the performance today? It was good, but I couldn't tell who was who. They both sounded the same! That Paul is such a goddamn NP.

by David May 27, 2003

NP

It Means No problem

Hey Bob thanks for giving me Money

Bob: Np bro

by Heheheeheheheehhe May 9, 2016