A big, evil corporation hell bent on world domination, lead by Satan himself, Bill Gates - Multi Billionaire/prince of darkness. Headquaters in Seattle/Hell.
by JustinFromAus August 10, 2006
Get the microsoftmug. Noun: describes the state of a severe reduction in size and state of readiness of the male member due to a severe reaction to an unpleasant looking female.
Verb: to severely reduce in size and state of readiness the male member due to an adverse reaction to an unpleasant looking female.
Verb: to severely reduce in size and state of readiness the male member due to an adverse reaction to an unpleasant looking female.
I saw a girl last night that was so ugly she gave me an instant microsoft.
Boy, after going home with her after the disco and a few bevvies I woke up sober, looked at her and instantly microsofted!
Boy, after going home with her after the disco and a few bevvies I woke up sober, looked at her and instantly microsofted!
by Gary from Italy January 04, 2009
Get the microsoftmug. An enlightened company that is try to standardize software program interfaces to reduce training time while also providing useful and powerful applications.
Windows NT should replace linux servers everywhere. Maybe than you wouldn't have to be a l33t h4x0r just to install a program.
by The man October 08, 2002
Get the microsoftmug. Jonny Consumer:' Aw shit I spent all my money on this and its turned out to be a buch of Microsoft!'
Billy Consumer: 'Twat!'
Billy Consumer: 'Twat!'
by PicaPica November 17, 2009
Get the microsoftmug. by Knockout Ned January 12, 2006
Get the microsoftmug. inability of a designer to maintain an erection sufficient for satisfying creative desires, most often relating to powerpoint.
by RGBeast May 29, 2016
Get the microsoftmug. by Jason May 13, 2005
Get the microsoftmug.