by Dizzley December 1, 2018

Part man, part rat, part lightbulb. A creature to never be trusted. Absorbs life from people he encounters to feed his fucking massive arrogant ego. Often found wobbling his head whilst spouting shite about things he knows nothing about. Also gives out washing machine styled blowjobs
by Poomlep September 7, 2016

When spelt with one t, the name Mat is not the only thing lacking. Just as the name is missing a letter, the owner of the name is missing brain cells.
by StatedV8 March 27, 2019

Dude 1: I see someone 89 North!
Dude 2: Ok I need some mats to build up there
Dude 1: Ight come here
Dude 2: Ok I need some mats to build up there
Dude 1: Ight come here
by The Chicken Enthusiast November 4, 2018

Russian obscene or profane language, constructed from 4 basic words, or roots:
khuy (cock), pizda (cunt), blyat' (whore), ebat' (fuck).
Any word derived from 4 basic mat roots, also considered mat. Examples: khuynia (bullshit, thing), pizdets, blaydski (fucking), ebanyi (fucking)
khuy (cock), pizda (cunt), blyat' (whore), ebat' (fuck).
Any word derived from 4 basic mat roots, also considered mat. Examples: khuynia (bullshit, thing), pizdets, blaydski (fucking), ebanyi (fucking)
by dildo777 June 9, 2018

Bob: Joe, someone's ringin the doorbell
Joe: Ignore it, there sales people
Bob: Ahhh.....there Mat's
Joe: Ignore it, there sales people
Bob: Ahhh.....there Mat's
by acesup May 12, 2007
