FSRueful's definitions
n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."
by FSRueful February 13, 2019
Get the Fainting Goatmug. A derogatory term used by people to insult those with noses that are hooked in a way that make those people appear to have a parrot's beak.
Look at that parrot Rubber Andy over there, his nose is sticking out of his helmet!
As you can see in that prehistoric codger's photograph, he was a parrot. That's why he didn't get girls.
As you can see in that prehistoric codger's photograph, he was a parrot. That's why he didn't get girls.
by FSRueful July 16, 2020
Get the Parrotmug. A phrase that opposes other popular 2020 phrases and movements like BLM and All Lives Matter. Though few people have ever publicly used this three-word slogan and gotten popular because of it, people who disapprove of the existence of the human race are people that frequently use this term.
Protest Member: Black Lives Matter!
Person B: No, ALL LIVES MATTER!
Person C: At this point, I can care less about the human race. No lives matter.
Person B: No, ALL LIVES MATTER!
Person C: At this point, I can care less about the human race. No lives matter.
by FSRueful July 16, 2020
Get the No Lives Mattermug. A derogatory name for a female originating from Georgia, US; it is used especially if they have excessively large hips or behinds.
Darn!--she be lookin' like a peach today; sneak a peek at her booty.
If you ever run into my peach, be sure to conspicuously check her out; it'll really boost her self-esteem.
If you ever run into my peach, be sure to conspicuously check her out; it'll really boost her self-esteem.
by FSRueful April 19, 2021
Get the Peachmug. American abbreviated form of binoculars. Birders across the nation are known for using this term more often than rappers say expletives.
The ornithology class broke out the college-sanctioned bins to go on field.
Audubon whipped out his bins as the shoebill started clapping its bill...and its cheeks.
Audubon whipped out his bins as the shoebill started clapping its bill...and its cheeks.
by FSRueful April 19, 2021
Get the Binsmug. The unofficial spelling for diabetes that was created due to popular media and meme-makers. Used improperly in text messages due to being plainly humorous to most young people. However, it is not necessarily a nice word to use in public in offense to those who have suffered the diabetes condition(s). It was originated from a meme made after a public message from Wilford Brimley.
Diabeetus is caused by having a glucose "high," when a person cannot either process sugars naturally or had to much over a span of time being obese.
Type 1 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the pancreas can't provide enough insulin to counteract the glucose.
Type 2 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the entire body fails to process sugars.
Type Infinity diabeetus is when one man consumes all of the glucose made in the entire universe and when all matter is processed into sugar that it consumes, so that only it exists and lives yet perishes after the consumption of all of the glucose to exist. This is the most bittersweet way to die eating what you like.
Type 1 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the pancreas can't provide enough insulin to counteract the glucose.
Type 2 diabeetus is a chronic condition when the entire body fails to process sugars.
Type Infinity diabeetus is when one man consumes all of the glucose made in the entire universe and when all matter is processed into sugar that it consumes, so that only it exists and lives yet perishes after the consumption of all of the glucose to exist. This is the most bittersweet way to die eating what you like.
by FSRueful January 12, 2019
Get the Diabeetusmug. I wish you'd do a reno on your habitat; the floorboards are crusty and covered in woodlice.
Moose is really living up to his name!--his wall vines are not well-kept and some of the broken terrarium glass is still on the ground.
Moose is really living up to his name!--his wall vines are not well-kept and some of the broken terrarium glass is still on the ground.
by FSRueful April 19, 2021
Get the Habitatmug.