FSRueful's definitions

Stankuary

1. (n) One of Donald Trump's many malapropisms, it represents his failure to correctly pronounce sanctuary.
2. (n) A place one goes to, usually a latrine or toilet, to defecate, vomit, or get STIs standing in there.
3. (adj) Describing a peaceful place one goes to that smells awful.

Do NOT go to that stankuary! There's a dozen men in there pooping all over the walls.

by FSRueful March 26, 2020

Glitchtiply

When you text someone and send a text once, but it appears twice in a row on both the recipient's and the sender's phone.

Hey, I think this message I'm going to send you will glitchtiply. It might get send over more than once, but please disregard the excess texts.

by FSRueful July 15, 2020

Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019

Parrot

A derogatory term used by people to insult those with noses that are hooked in a way that make those people appear to have a parrot's beak.

Look at that parrot Rubber Andy over there, his nose is sticking out of his helmet!
As you can see in that prehistoric codger's photograph, he was a parrot. That's why he didn't get girls.

by FSRueful July 16, 2020

Flanman

Pronoun. The phrase meant to address a man who vends flan, a famous dessert made of various fats and sugars.

I prefer to order from the mochi vending chain restaurant, but this Flanman is cute, so I'll go purchase some of his flan in hopes he becomes rich one day.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019

Peach

A derogatory name for a female originating from Georgia, US; it is used especially if they have excessively large hips or behinds.

Darn!--she be lookin' like a peach today; sneak a peek at her booty.
If you ever run into my peach, be sure to conspicuously check her out; it'll really boost her self-esteem.

by FSRueful April 19, 2021

dick root

The base of a penis; the area where the penis is attached to the lower pelvic region. This term originated in NSFW message boards.

Sometimes a thirst trap only shows his dick root through his boxers.

by FSRueful July 27, 2022