FSRueful's definitions

Stankuary

1. (n) One of Donald Trump's many malapropisms, it represents his failure to correctly pronounce sanctuary.
2. (n) A place one goes to, usually a latrine or toilet, to defecate, vomit, or get STIs standing in there.
3. (adj) Describing a peaceful place one goes to that smells awful.

Do NOT go to that stankuary! There's a dozen men in there pooping all over the walls.

by FSRueful March 26, 2020

Glitchtiply

When you text someone and send a text once, but it appears twice in a row on both the recipient's and the sender's phone.

Hey, I think this message I'm going to send you will glitchtiply. It might get send over more than once, but please disregard the excess texts.

by FSRueful July 15, 2020

Capping Machine

A machine used in manufacturing soda bottles that is used to cap, or "hat," each unit.

In other countries, the Capping Machine is called a "Hatting Machine." It is not to be confused with either the Rinsing Machine or Filling Machine.

by FSRueful August 20, 2021

Bap

1) An interjection engineers use when pleased, happy, horny, or cocky.
2) The TF2-referenced remix of Cardi and Megan Thee Stallion's WAP.

1) Haha that Engie go "BAP!"
2) Dammit John, did ya really need to spam the subreddit with BAP earrape?

by FSRueful April 19, 2021

Julidiots

People that forget that it is July (during that month) for no reason.

The thot walked outside in a bikini; her friends looked at her attire while they were wearing parkas, and that was the moment when they knew they were julidiots.

by FSRueful July 15, 2020

Melisso

Shorthand for melissophile. A person with a lewd attraction towards stinging insects and, often, have a fetish for having their genitals stung or bitten by these insects.

You know he's not just a crackhead beekeeper--he's also a melisso.
That one melisso let out the school bees last year to fulfill herself before she was expelled on the last day of senior year.

by FSRueful April 19, 2021

Coronic

The state or characteristic of being infected by COVID-19 (or used as a carrier).

This bottle of air contains your great grandmother's last breath we just collected a few minutes ago; it's still coronic, so I don't suggest you breathe it in.
Poor puppy! She died after being the first in Wuhan to become coronic.

by FSRueful March 22, 2020