FSRueful's definitions

dick root

The base of a penis; the area where the penis is attached to the lower pelvic region. This term originated in NSFW message boards.

Sometimes a thirst trap only shows his dick root through his boxers.

by FSRueful July 27, 2022

Capping Machine

A machine used in manufacturing soda bottles that is used to cap, or "hat," each unit.

In other countries, the Capping Machine is called a "Hatting Machine." It is not to be confused with either the Rinsing Machine or Filling Machine.

by FSRueful August 20, 2021

Peach

A derogatory name for a female originating from Georgia, US; it is used especially if they have excessively large hips or behinds.

Darn!--she be lookin' like a peach today; sneak a peek at her booty.
If you ever run into my peach, be sure to conspicuously check her out; it'll really boost her self-esteem.

by FSRueful April 19, 2021

Habitat

The messy room an/or living space of a just-as-disheveled loved one, FWB, or partner.

I wish you'd do a reno on your habitat; the floorboards are crusty and covered in woodlice.
Moose is really living up to his name!--his wall vines are not well-kept and some of the broken terrarium glass is still on the ground.

by FSRueful April 19, 2021

Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019

Parrot

A derogatory term used by people to insult those with noses that are hooked in a way that make those people appear to have a parrot's beak.

Look at that parrot Rubber Andy over there, his nose is sticking out of his helmet!
As you can see in that prehistoric codger's photograph, he was a parrot. That's why he didn't get girls.

by FSRueful July 16, 2020

Semiliquid Diamond

Isopropyl alcohol in a concentration of 60% or higher that was manufactured in 2020.

Germophobes: I NEED THAT SEMILIQUID DIAMOND AND I DON'T CARE IF I GO BROKE!!!

by FSRueful March 22, 2020