A state part of New England where gays can get married. It is also home to the Red Sox, Super bowl champion Patriots, the Bruins, and the wicked sucky celtics and also called taxachusetts because the taxes are to damn high
I live in Massachusetts.
by mike H. May 17, 2004
The name of the natives of Massachusetts Bay, as well as their language. This is where Massachusetts got its name from. The first bible in North America was written in Natick,MA, in the Massachusett language, because publishing english bibles in the 13 colonies was illegal at the time. The language is often referred to as Wampanoag because the Wampanoag tribe in Plymouth spoke Massachusett as well. Crispus Attucks(the first man to get killed in the Boston Massacre) was a Massachusett from Natick.
Massachusetts man 1: Did you know we have our own language
Massachussetts man 2: Really, what is it?
Massachusetts man 1: Massachusett! It's what the natives spoke.
Massachussetts man 2: Really, what is it?
Massachusetts man 1: Massachusett! It's what the natives spoke.
by 617-Irish-American-Mass February 12, 2020
a wicked awesome state where people can enjoy all four seasons without leaving. home of Boston, second best US city to New York. home of 2 champion sports teams-the Boston Red Sox and the New England Patriots! Don't forget the Bruins as well! Home of some of the greatest colleges and universities known to man. we have mountains, rivers, lakes, an ocean, ponds, national parks and monuments, and other cool things too good to beat!
Massachusetts is the..
Most
Awesome
Super
State
Allowing
Christians
Hindus
Unitarians
Shintos
Even
Taoists
To
Shine
Massachusetts is the..
Most
Awesome
Super
State
Allowing
Christians
Hindus
Unitarians
Shintos
Even
Taoists
To
Shine
Massachusetts is "The Spirit of America."
by V. Williams September 29, 2005
Welcome to Massachusetts, where literally a quarter of the population is Irish, (St. Patrick's day can get really hectic), the world's first liquid fueled rocket was first launched (Auburn, MA), gays can marry (first state to let them), Everyone has a wicked cool Boston accent, the stuff that started the revolution you read in your American history books happened(boston Tea Party, Paul revere, battles, etc. ), chocolate chip cookies were invented, highways are crawling with massholes, Harvard and MIT and UMass (university of Massachusetts) plus a ton of other colleges are located, we got lake Chaubunagungamaug, basketball was invented (springfield MA has the basketball hall of fame), patriots and red sox fans are everywhere, there's an interactive historical village in Plymouth with real people acting like old colonists and natives, the great city of Boston is located, and where sprinkles are actually called Jimmies, and water fountains are bubblers, and yeah. Massachusetts is cool and if you haven't been there yet you should consider visiting.
by Han Y0L0 June 27, 2018
A state in New England, home of several famous sports teams, rich history, a great culture, as well as some bad stuff mixed in too. A common misconception is that everyone from Massachusetts is from Boston, and that Massachusetts is one big city. This is not the case however. On the quiet, western side of the state, it's mostly farms and small towns. There are some larger cities, though, such as Northampton and Springfield, but it isn't terrible populated. We in western Massachusetts are nothing like our eastern counterparts; we're better drivers, we speak normally, and basically everything opposite what you would think someone from Boston is like. Except for wicked, we do say wicked.
Person 1: Oh you'ah from Massachusetts? Can you pahk my cah in Haavahd yahd?
Me: Fuck you, I'm from Western Massachusetts.
Me: Fuck you, I'm from Western Massachusetts.
by PeepeeTime January 22, 2013
Contrary to popular belief, not all people from MA have a bostern accent. In fact even most bosteners don't have the famous accent. Home to some of the most prestigious schools such as Harvard and BU and one of the leading States in the gay rights movement. Terribly cold winters and very hot summers with some of the most unpredictable weather out there....
"Yo im from Massachusetts and i speak like this : Pahrk yur cah on hahvard drive"
"Don't talk about shit you don't know idiot we don't fucking talk like that."
"Don't talk about shit you don't know idiot we don't fucking talk like that."
by MAgirl August 14, 2012