Hit me in the curry and call me masala

This is a word that makes no sense. It is how Asian people confuse their enemies in a fight. E.g. Hey you, don't punch me in the face. Just Hit me in the curry and call me masala. Whilst their enemy is confused the Asian makes a run for it. This is a funny and confusing phrase because it makes no sense.

E.g. Bro allow me, just Hit me in the curry and call me masala.

by Mr AsianMan July 26, 2018

Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that features tikka masala flavors

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Every Breath You Tikka Masala Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

masala

How dumb ass idiots refer to the messiah. Usually used to praise others

Hey i brought you a blanket.

Thank you, Masala.

by b1gd1ckdaddyyy February 28, 2022

Masala

An act of stealing also called robbery

Your pen has been Masalaid

by Nicki hot shit June 10, 2022

Chicken Tika Masala

When your bestie doesn’t have chips so doesn’t want her CHICKEN TIKA MASALA so your “Ted” throws it on the grass.

“Wow, that chicken Tika Masala was thrown pretty hard.”

by BESTIEEEEEE!!!! August 12, 2021

Dubai Masala Accent

The kinda accent you associate with the indians in Dubai that don't really sound that indian, but also you can faintly hear the indian-ness when they speak, but its mixed with a sort of american accent. Unique to Dubai Indians who grew up in Dubai

Bro, you totally have a dubai masala accent.

by ittybittykittytitty May 27, 2021

Humaid Masala

A person who owns crap sri lankan restaurents on southal travels today

Nibble: Have u heard that new shop down the road
PC Parma: Lemme guess its owned by a Humaid Masala?
CHACHI: UR GODDAMN RIGHT

by DOOD DUDE November 26, 2018