jizz breathing dragon 

When someone performing oral sex spits the male's own ejaculation into their face.

"Man, just when I thought I got a nice BJ, this hood rat gave me the jizz breathing dragon. My eyes nearly got stuck shut."

"Call me a sick bastard, but I was hoping I'd get a jizz breathing dragon as a birthday present, but she swallowed instead. I wish my girlfriend could be more adventurous."

jizz breathing dragon by Dr. Walter Fanchy September 21, 2014

No jizz Wednesday 

When a male or female does not engage in coitus or madturbation on Wednesdays.

Jim: " hey, babe, what are you doing tonight?"

Kim: " I know what you want, but it's No jizz Wednesday"

No jizz Wednesday by wnarer April 3, 2016

jizz jar january 

like no nut november, destroy dick december, in this challenge you gotta fill a whole jar by your choice, full of jizz untill the end of january

Yo man are you doing the jizz jar january?
Hell naw, I live with my parents tho.

jizz jar january by ｓｍｅｃｈｅｒｕｌ７４ December 29, 2017

Fantasy Jizz 

When a player you have on your fantasy football team scores so many points in a game that it makes you want to jizz (cum) in real life. (When a player gives you "fantasy jizz" you then take a dildo and act like it is that players penis and beat it off and clock yourself in front of everyone until you feel like you have appropriately paid homage to said player)

Sludge-"Le'Veon Bell just scored his third TD of the day, that's 49 points!"
Parker, Daniel, J Watt, Turner- "OMG! That's so much fantasy jizz! Gimme that gay dick!"

Fantasy Jizz by Larry James May 16, 2017

after-jizz 

after a guys done jacking off, the little blobs that come out 1 or so minutes later

DICK: "dude i after-jizz last night it sucked cause i got my briefs all wet and jizzy"

after-jizz by epic player1 May 1, 2009

Back in a jizzy 

A measure of time one is likely to be away from a task at hand, equal to that commonly allocated to the act of masturbating

Luke: Where are you going?
Ryan: I'm off to some guy's place from craigslist to j/o in his model train room, I'll be back in a jizzy.
Luke: Can you bring back some crab meat?
Ryan: Is imitation ok?
Luke: Fo shizzle!

Back in a jizzy by SlypGyp February 15, 2013

Jizz Hands 

Hands that are covered in a generous layer of semen, usually after having given multiple hand jobs. Jizz hands make completing everyday tasks a real hassle.

*Phone rings*

Mom: "Sweetheart, can you answer my phone. I have jizz hands at the moment. You're father packs one hell of a load!"

Son: "Ok."

*Son answers phone with a fresh pair of jizz hands of his own after spanking his meat, covering the phone in a crucible of hot semen*

Jizz Hands by nolstar December 17, 2016