jacob

the guy who has a cross up his ass all the time and who cant keep his mouth shut because he has a dick in it 24/7

Jessi: Jacob lets try anal!
Jacob: *pulls out cross*

by kiki the firefighter number 2 April 11, 2015

jacob

noun-

a really disgusting dude with acne and chest hair. looks like frankie muniz

once had a really hot girlfriend but he got so annoying at summer gym that she dumped his ass.

his favorite ice cream is mint chocolate chip.

fred: hey mark whats your favorite ice cream?
mark: mint chocolate chip!!!
fred: you are such a jacob!

by geebdnanow September 30, 2008

jacob

Jacob is short and mean and sucks at soccer, but thats not the only thing he sucks!!!

jacob sucks.

by natal.iiee :) February 20, 2017

jacob

The act of ejaculating onto your own chin.

Robert really likes to masturbate, but he always finishes with a jacob.

by SuperKitty4000 September 20, 2016

jacob

Faggot

wow that guy is such a jacob

by poopybutt butterpoops December 10, 2016

jacob

jacob is an undercover jerk. he acts like the sweetest most amazing guy EVER. but then you realize how big of a dick he is....

At First:
Brandi: "I'm just another wide-eyed girl who's desperately in love with you."
Jacob: "Aww your not just another girl you are something special in the world your BRANDI<3 your the best your my best i <3 you"
Brandi: ***feels like the luckiest girl in the world***

Afterwards:

Brandi: "Jacob, what's going on with us?"

Jacob: "I thought you were sweet at first. I told you I was just kidding about that other girl, and I was gonna ask you out today, but now your just a bitch."

Brandi: ***walks away crying***

by brandi. September 27, 2013

jacob

likes sports and is usually nice and a great friend but can take a joke way too far or get really overcompetitive and be kind of an asshole

"omg jacob's so funny"
"yeah but he's being a real dick today"

by pharell-is-sad May 6, 2017