african flapjacks

Saggy nigger titties.

I wouldn't touch those african flapjacks with a ten foot pole.

african flapjacks by Perkywhitenips July 29, 2006

Raggedy Flapjacks 

A somewhat overweight and overused bandwhore with extremely large and floppy breasts that she sticks in the face of musicians in the hopes that they are drunk enough to consider her worthy of shagging. A fat chick with huge tits who thinks she's really sexy.

Jeff: Dude, that was a great set we just played. Those chicks in the crowd are really diggin' us.
Jeremy: Oh, shit. Here come Raggedy Flapjacks. I hate it when she climbs all over me. It scares the really hot chicks away.
Jeff: Word.

Raggedy Flapjacks by pktoe August 7, 2006

buttery flapjacks 

Clapping of ass cheeks on face after the partner cums on the others face

Yo I ate some buttery flapjacks with my girl yesterday.

buttery flapjacks by ilerminerty May 22, 2015

Norwegian Flapjacks 

When you dip your testicles in maple syrup and proceed to cover your friends morning pancakes with the testicle syrup.

I served some Norwegian Flapjacks to my buddies this morning. They were picking pubes out of their teeth for hours.

Norwegian Flapjacks by Daddypengy April 19, 2022

Captain Flapjacks 

King of the pancakes, my bestie

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"

Captain Flapjacks by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023

Saggy Flapjacks 

a woman's saggy boobs or a man's saggy balls.

"debra's saggy flapjacks were like no other"

Saggy Flapjacks by erikalovesponies August 3, 2012

Dutch Flapjacks 

The act of shitting in one's pants whilst in a seated position and the feces therefore "pancakes out" across the butt cheeks

During the road trip, Claire made the mistake of having Taco Bell with a double espresso while driving. She ended up giving herself the 'ol Dutch Flapjacks.

Dutch Flapjacks by JD-Beanzor March 31, 2015