Ruler of Cuba and arguably the most successful communist dictator of all time, in that a) Cuba's a relatively ok place to live, and b) he hasn't been killed yet. He was mates with Che Guevara, but funnily enough he's never ended up on a t-shirt. History doesn't like survivors.
by parsefone January 25, 2006
by MP’s Stool November 19, 2022
It hasn't been said here yet, but this schmuck of a dictator died on November 25, 2016. He reigned Cuba far too long.
Flawed to the core by communist ideology, this man only did the bare minimum to differentiate himself from the likes of Soviet Russia or North Korea, but was still FAR far behind with regards to the 'utopia' he and its citizens envisioned. He was more antihero than hero. His cruelness and bigotry negates his goodwill. While he took the nation two steps foreword, the citizens took a toll of four steps backward.
Flawed to the core by communist ideology, this man only did the bare minimum to differentiate himself from the likes of Soviet Russia or North Korea, but was still FAR far behind with regards to the 'utopia' he and its citizens envisioned. He was more antihero than hero. His cruelness and bigotry negates his goodwill. While he took the nation two steps foreword, the citizens took a toll of four steps backward.
Doris: Yo you ever heard of Fidel Castro?
Boris: Nope
Doris: He's that Cuba dictator who went full communist and ultimately fucked up his country
Boris: Oh shiittt
Doris: He would literally kill anyone for not having the same music tastes as him
Boris: Wtfff
Doris: He's dead now though
Boris: Yooo lets goooo
Boris: Nope
Doris: He's that Cuba dictator who went full communist and ultimately fucked up his country
Boris: Oh shiittt
Doris: He would literally kill anyone for not having the same music tastes as him
Boris: Wtfff
Doris: He's dead now though
Boris: Yooo lets goooo
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 22, 2021
The world's best wrestler! He defeated Batista, fought off hundreds of one-on-one challengers (assassinations) and has ruled the American league for 40 years!
Plus he's a brutal dick-tator-(35,000 girls so far!) and should have been shot long before he got ill. Free Cuba (with every purchase of a Cuba of equal or greater value)!
Plus he's a brutal dick-tator-(35,000 girls so far!) and should have been shot long before he got ill. Free Cuba (with every purchase of a Cuba of equal or greater value)!
by Liakias April 4, 2009
Justin Trudeau. The worst absolute person you could ever want to be with or running a country like Canada!
Looks like Fidel Castro Jr. is attempting to freeze people's money in the bank for political reasons!! What a commie!!
by Wise White Man February 18, 2022
1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.
2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.
2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.
1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."
2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."
2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."
by smitty984 March 5, 2007
Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz, or simply known, Fidel Castro was a homophobic racist who made it illegal to speak out about racism and imprisoned gays.
by Comrade Running Bear August 7, 2018