by The Reverend Roysus October 1, 2013
Free ham.
From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.
Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005
The critical point in the diarrhea timeline where a person is faced with two choices.
1. Shit your pants in public
2. Rapidly head for non-socially acceptable (or sometimes non-hygienic) locations to do what you need to do and avoid choice # 1. above
1. Shit your pants in public
2. Rapidly head for non-socially acceptable (or sometimes non-hygienic) locations to do what you need to do and avoid choice # 1. above
Joe knew that he had 10 seconds to avoid choice #1. in the Diarrhea dilemma so ran into the nearest bushes not caring who heard or saw...
100 members of the public: "OMG what is that guy doing...."
100 members of the public: "OMG what is that guy doing...."
by BigFanDan February 8, 2009
whenever you want to get high but your missing one of three key components: bud, bowl, fire. No matter what two you do have, missing one will leave you fucked.
-"Hey I got a new bong, lets get stoned!"
-"Hell yeah! I got a new lighter!"
-"I don't have any weed..."
-"Neither do I..."
-(together) "well fuck!!"
potheads dilemma
-"Hell yeah! I got a new lighter!"
-"I don't have any weed..."
-"Neither do I..."
-(together) "well fuck!!"
potheads dilemma
by texasfotwenty March 18, 2010
He'd need to set his story in the past. Or in the distant future. How could he tell a 2020 love story of a couple wearing masks? Home alone, staring at screens? Storytelling required contact. For the next while, this would be the writer's dilemma.
by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020
The dilemma a single person faces when buying ingredients for a taco-meal only for himself. Buying too many ingredients will result in a better meal overall, but also more leftovers.
Does also apply for other meals like hamburgers, homemade pizza etc.
Does also apply for other meals like hamburgers, homemade pizza etc.
guy 1:Gawd I can`t decide if I should buy a whole cucumber or not. This is a real taco-dilemma.
guy at register: nah, its not that important, and you would just have to throw out most of it anyways. Meat and chips should suffice.
guy at register: nah, its not that important, and you would just have to throw out most of it anyways. Meat and chips should suffice.
by AluXeZ December 20, 2010
When your shitpost is liked more than the work you actually put effort into.
An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
Artist: "Man, I spent two years on that piece and nobody cares. Then I draw Garfield getting head from George Bush and that's all I'm known for. "
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
by Smashed Marx April 19, 2021