4 definitions by Smashed Marx
The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.
by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017
In a group of five friends, the fifth friend can be considered a spare tire.
The spare tire is there to replace one of the other friends if they should become absent. The fifth friend is usually the least liked, and is only enjoyed by the others when their numbers start to shrink.
The spare tire is easily replaceable and cannot do anything against the group or risk being replaced. The spare is also subject to harsh criticism by the four.
The spare tire is there to replace one of the other friends if they should become absent. The fifth friend is usually the least liked, and is only enjoyed by the others when their numbers start to shrink.
The spare tire is easily replaceable and cannot do anything against the group or risk being replaced. The spare is also subject to harsh criticism by the four.
by Smashed Marx October 3, 2017
a cringey individual who deceives others into believing they are based.
Often times the cringewalker in question will use more based opinions to cover up its cringier ones, similar to how a skinwalker will use animal skins to hide itself.
Often times the cringewalker in question will use more based opinions to cover up its cringier ones, similar to how a skinwalker will use animal skins to hide itself.
Jeremy: Yeah, I just think people need to stay in their own lane.
Gerry: Based.
Jeremy: So that includes big government getting out of corporations’ way. Monopolies are natural and stopping them ruins a market.
Gerry: Ah shit, that’s cringe. You’re a cringewalker!
Gerry: Based.
Jeremy: So that includes big government getting out of corporations’ way. Monopolies are natural and stopping them ruins a market.
Gerry: Ah shit, that’s cringe. You’re a cringewalker!
by Smashed Marx November 9, 2021
When your shitpost is liked more than the work you actually put effort into.
An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
An artist wakes up and paints, putting an enormous amount of effort and time into it. When it is complete, the artist puts this out to the public (usually via social media) and receives minimal feedback about it. Possibly 5 likes. The artist then creates a shitpost in under five minutes and posts it, receiving grand critical reception and more than 100,000 likes.
Artist: "Man, I spent two years on that piece and nobody cares. Then I draw Garfield getting head from George Bush and that's all I'm known for. "
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
Friend: "Sounds like you've finally encountered The Shitpost Dilemma."
by Smashed Marx April 19, 2021