2 definitions by BigFanDan
The feeling someone gets when they overdose on the completely meaningless updates, quizzes, applications, fan pages found on Facebook. Incorporates the Scottish slang word (the) boak
Joe: Hey didn't you get that important update I posted on Facebook about my new refrigerator getting delivered?
Jim: No I have Faceboak....
Jim: No I have Faceboak....
by BigFanDan September 20, 2009
The critical point in the diarrhea timeline where a person is faced with two choices.
1. Shit your pants in public
2. Rapidly head for non-socially acceptable (or sometimes non-hygienic) locations to do what you need to do and avoid choice # 1. above
1. Shit your pants in public
2. Rapidly head for non-socially acceptable (or sometimes non-hygienic) locations to do what you need to do and avoid choice # 1. above
Joe knew that he had 10 seconds to avoid choice #1. in the Diarrhea dilemma so ran into the nearest bushes not caring who heard or saw...
100 members of the public: "OMG what is that guy doing...."
100 members of the public: "OMG what is that guy doing...."
by BigFanDan February 8, 2009