Department of Corrections 

A bullshit ass corrupted department that dont know shit about the laws. They are the stupidest people on the earth.

The department of corrections is bullshit.
The Department of Corrections is corrupted.

Department of Corrections by Princess22 October 20, 2008

department-store hissy fit 

A term coined by mothers describing the hysterical (hissy fit) reaction of their little children when mothers say no to buying toys in a department store

Meredith and Little Jamica are in Harrods in London

Little Jamica: Mommy, look at this new stuffed bear!

Meredith: Oh, it's cute! Oh wait, too pricey, honey. So no, don't even think of buying it.
Little Jamica: WHAT?!! NOOOOOOOO!!! WAAAAH!
Meredith: Oh boy, here we go again. One more department-store hissy fit.

department-store hissy fit by DJAlexanderofFairfield December 8, 2013

Department of the Deterior 

A b**ls**t US-government branch that is responsible for the eroding of our infrastructure and negatively impacting the lives of its citizens in general.

Ever since "The Donald" came to power, most of the government branches have largely "jumped the fence" and consolidated themselves into one huge Department of the Deterior!

Department of the Deterior by QuacksO August 10, 2018

Department of The-fence 

The seemingly only government department that matters now. Plus the soldiers being forced to leave their incredibly important work to be twisted into situations where our best leaders are leaving over a fence with no meaning.

After the last general and then secretaries in the cabinet have been literally forced out of doing their jobs to focus upon a border fence. The only meaningful job must be at the Department of The-fence!!!

Department of The-fence by Major Thomas Randle December 26, 2018

Department_Radiant 

A retard who screeches about irrelevant rules and jacks off to his fat Indian overlord, pewds saiman.

"Why is that retard screeching about the mod cap so much"

"He is such a Department_Radiant"

Department_Radiant by PSUS user August 28, 2022

Department Meeting 

An orgy, at which someone is elected as "company secretary" in order to take "minutes".

This involves collecting the semen of of all participants into a receptacle. The last person to add to the receptacle is made to drink it.

From an interview with Sting, 2002:

"I was in Wales doing an in store signing. I decided to call my mate Rhys Ifans and get him to join me to be a translator. During a lull in the event Rhys asked me if I wanted to go to a Department Meeting with him, explaining it was a "really special sex get together". Trudy and I are always up for new things sexually so I agreed.
At the meeting Rhys was acting as company secretary. I famously last for up to eight hours so after a time Rhys presented me with half a pint of ejaculate to drink. I would have fled but someone had the keys to my helicopter. I thought about calling The Police but we were not really on speaking terms back then, so down the hatch it went.
Anyway, that's why Rhys and I fell out."

Department Meeting by googabooga October 8, 2022

Department Store Drama 

A subgenre of film with a large variety of visuals and stories.

Wes Anderson makes the best Department Store Dramas.

Department Store Drama by S_flyte October 31, 2022