crockpottery 

Verb. To create a masterpiece by using a crockpot. Similar to sorcery.

Damn, Nancy, you've done some serious crockpottery with this roast.

crockpottery by Stanleigh-anne July 25, 2016

Cricketers double 

To sleep with both a mum and daughter either at the same time or over a period of time

Thompson slept with his ex's mum last saturday, the old cricketers double

Cricketers double by Ducky_boys April 27, 2017

Jiminy Crockett, Prince of the Wild Frontier 

A secret project in development at the Walt Disney studio in the fall of 1956, following their massively successful Davy Crockett series. Drawn by animator Ward Kimball, sketches show Jiminy Cricket, featured in the 1940 film Pinocchio, in an oversized and skewed coonskin hat instead of his top hat, wearing a buckskin jacket and carrying a rifle in place of his umbrella.

Jiminy Crockett, Prince of the Wild Frontier, was a concept that refused to hop off the drawing board.

Jiminy Crockett, Prince of the Wild Frontier by Monkey's Dad September 29, 2023

Mardi Gras Cricketer

A cricket player from the south who is happy winning or losing due to good relations with fellow team mates. This is a common statement made to opposition players to distract them while playing as it has a homosexual connotation.

The way he plays is like a Mardi Gras Cricketer. Like a South Perth Mardi Gras.

Mardi Gras Cricketer by Brice Noter May 1, 2007

davy crockett 

The Davy Crockett involves taking a shot of rum and chasing it with A1 steak sauce. Side effects may include wearing coon hats, carrying muskets, and searching for the alamo while drunk in public.

The alchoholic: "We have a full handle of sailor jerry's, lets take some Davy Crocketts!"

Everyone: "Remember the alamo!"

davy crockett by blackmoongoon July 8, 2010

crocketted 

What happens when you are trying to gather people to go to lunch, and suddenly an incredibly annoying person overhears your plans and inserts himself into them.

Well, I asked Brian if he wanted to join us for lunch, but then Jason overheard and we got crocketted.

crocketted by omfgsam November 20, 2007

Crockett-ease 

It is a drunken language heard only after a person consumes 50 MGD's and/or copious amounts of G & T's in a 24 hour period. There are only a few skilled and specialized lingisut that can understand it. Although is sounds like jibberish, it is unique to Western Canada.

"Hey, ageaondsdkn aosdnw aof agejs f?!"

"Oh shit! Yo, you're speaking Crockett-ease!"

Crockett-ease by Prof of Crockett-ease August 27, 2006