crocketter

a person who is clever but hates it

will argue with people who they feel deserve it

and is very funny

beth crocketter

by gary montague August 3, 2008

Crockett

The baddest, most macho, stylish motherfather who ever walked the planet. Detective James "Sonny" Crockett, played by Don Johnson on Miami Vice.

Wow, that guy is straight-up Crockett.

by Crockett1984 October 28, 2008

crockett

a man or kid that has extremely jiggly and big titties

OMG look at that crockett! He's wearing a sports bra!

by jfdksla; May 13, 2008

crockett

An unusualy sluty woman.

"Hey look over at that whore. What a crockett!"

by m dizzle T April 21, 2006

The Davie Crockett

When you proceed to have anal sex with a man/woman while wearing a coon-skin hat.

Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relations with him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.

by Maximus Wilks July 14, 2009

Tubbs and Crockett

Cocaine.

You trying to get with Tubbs and Crockett later?

by Yabels September 10, 2010

Crockett county

Crockett county Is located in west Tennessee and Is a town where uneducated rednecks and pregnant teenagers flock. No one really knows much about Crockett except for the fact that they had a std outbreak. Juuling is cooling and lipping is dipping in this county.If u see a lip you better have dip. Yee yee bubba

“Did you hear about that freshman that got pregnant?”
“Yea she’s from Crockett county of course!”

by Hillbilly420 December 13, 2018