wibble

A young child, generally under the age of five.

Aww, look at the cute widdle wibble!

by Tymaporer June 16, 2009

wibble

To fret nervously

Aimee wibbles a lot

by Dan November 9, 2003

wibble

Remark frequently made by a watt in an internet conference to try and portray himself as one wild and crazy guy, whilst making 'jokes'about hitting women and dead Chinese people. What he really portrays himself as is a twat. Yes a twat.

Wibble!!!!! said the watt who also used lots of exclamation marks to try and show how wacky he was, but instead just made a bigger prick of himself than usual.

by Ben Dover of the Yard November 14, 2004

wibble

Word used in a serious conversation to break the mood.

A: "No, I saw you with him at that pub 5 days ago!"
B: "LIAR!"

*Lengthy pause*

C: "Wibble."
A+B: "Shut up."

by Rincewind_SW July 25, 2005

wibble

Used to describe a long (commonly between 5 and 30 minutes in duration) rambling, often nonsensical monologue. It may cover multiple seemingly unconnected and wildly unrelated topics, and may or may not be directed to anyone else present or indeed inanimate objects. Especially common to those under the influence of alochol, and/or marijuana.

We were all totally smashed when Mike began to wibble uncontrolably.

by Siwalker September 27, 2006

wibbly

language spoken by jonathon ross

wiblle wobble wibb wibb wibb wibbly jonathon woss

by The Rasmus May 6, 2004

Wibbles

A term used a lot in the U.K to describe flab/fat folds on a person.

"She has some major wibbles on her"
"Wibbles are offensive to me"

by theone111 September 4, 2008