The broest of all culinary implements, a Cheese Grater is used to add some sting when slapping bitches that fall out of line.
My bitch put tomatoes on my sandwich, so I got the cheese grater out and taught her a lesson, then made her add more cheese to my sandwich with it.
by idomdom December 31, 2011
when you put your nuts in a girls mouth and beat off on her forehead or chest while she chews on your nuts
by Alex April 28, 2004
Feels as long and drawn out as taking a cheese-grater to your testicles. Even if it's not for a very long time, the mind wishes it would be over with quickly.
Playing some RPG's is like reading a good book except that at the end of each page/chapter, you have to take a cheese-grater to your nuts for several hours (ie: leveling up).
by Pickleton August 30, 2003
When you take a shower with your partener and you shit in there and you make them push it down the drain with their foot.
I was with this chick last night while we were showering, I surprised her and made her do the cheese grater.
by kevin 12 May 8, 2008
by Gnizza February 9, 2009
A sexual act which is performed in the classic doggy style position or any variation of, where the woman has an unusual amount of back acne. When the male is about to cum he pulls out a cheese grater or apple peeler and tries to remove as much back acne as possible before ejaculation with said instrument before the girl runs away. Extra points awarded if the woman has a humpback
by UberNoCrono May 27, 2008
Stu: My dick really hurts
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil
Bob: Why?
Stu: Hannah gave me a cheese grater last night
Bob: Dude, she's evil
by HanDogg24 June 5, 2012