Dutch Soft Serve 

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.

You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.

Dutch Soft Serve by BigG123 November 2, 2010

softerness 

Comparing the softness of 2 or more items/ objects.

I was unimpressed the softerness of the towels.

softerness by Eggyolked August 31, 2018

soft serve

used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.

Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.

Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake

man, lupe fiasco's newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it's makin my penis soft!

soft serve by all shitley September 13, 2011

soft serve twist ice cream 

This is the same as the regular soft serve definition but with a different twist. After you poo in their mouth you ejaculate on the poo and then mix it or twirl it with your penis.

I don't know why but my girlfriend keeps coming back for my soft serve twist ice cream.

soft serve twist ice cream by The ART BOYZ January 28, 2008

Alabama soft serve 

To pitch a loaf into ones mouth while they eagerly deepthroat it as if it were a throbbing cock.

YO, that breezy you set me up with last night was a complete freak!!

Not only did she insist on the Alabama soft serve, but she greedily chowed down that trail mix on tap like it was the last supper!! No more blind dates dawg....

Alabama soft serve by Zackdaddy Smoothsack January 19, 2012

Human Soft-Serve 

The act of taking a crap by a human. When the crap looks like soft-serve ice cream.

WOW, that wasn't a crap In I just took. I just made some human soft-serve. It look just like the chocolate soft-serve ice cream cone In had.

Human Soft-Serve by Secrect Destroyer February 11, 2010

soft serve

Moving ones hips in a circular motion while expelling extremely soft stool, the product of which is a pile of tightly coiled excrement that has the appearance of soft serve ice cream.

Marsha laid down and smiled as John stood over her face and gave her a soft serve.

soft serve by A.T. y'all April 1, 2011