Snooki

A rare breed of Eastern United States Troll. A Snooki is generally found face down in a gutter or sewer covered in it's own vomit or at a tanning salon trying to bake itself into a vaguely human form to fool the masses of teenage/early twenties wannabe ho's and doushe bags.

If confronted by a Snooki be advised that you should cover your ears so you can't here it try to speak an english like language to lure you into it's mouth, and cover your eyes because due to it's small pea sized brain it will assume that if you can't see it, it can't see you.

Oh no, run everybody it's one of those Snooki's and it looks mighty hungry!!

Snooki by T_Vittle December 31, 2010

Snooki

One of the cast members of the original series Jersey Shore. The 4'9 tall guidette who loves juiceheads and pickles. When something makes her upset she goes "Waaaa"

JWOWW:Snooki what's wrong?
Snooki:Emilio just told me he fucked a girl!
JWOWW: That's fucked up
Snooki: Waaaaa!!!

Snooki by Deztiny October 20, 2010

snooki

1. A guidette oompaloompa named nicole, made famous from mtv's Jersey Shore. She was made most famous when she was clocked in the face by a juiced up guido on TV.

2. A derogatory term for a fat guidette.

3. When a man punches a woman in the face, usually after consuming many rounds of shots

1. I was watching Jersey Shore last night, Snooki was hilarious! She deep throated a pickle and then passed out.

2. (about a fat guidette) Dude she's gross, what a Snooki....

3. That punch was a cheap snooki, only assholes punch women.

snooki by i'mthebombliketicktick January 1, 2010

Snooki

a steaming, worthless pile of shit

Dude, I got ripped last night and ate a whole crave case from White Castle; you shoulda seen the Snooki I pinched off this morning.

Snooki by craigerzz7 December 20, 2010

Snooki

Oompa loompa in the making.

Who's real name is:Nicole Polizzi.xD

She was subsequently parodied in the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing", and is frequently caricatured on Saturday Night Live by actor Bobby Moynihan.

On September 30, 2010, it was announced that Polizzi would be writing a book entitled 'A Shore Thing'. It was released in January 2011 and describes her search for love on the boardwalk.

Did you SEE that Snooki?She looks so orange.o_o

Snooki by BingbongBOOM March 14, 2011

Snooki

Synonomous with drunken idiot

Did you see how much booze she had? what a snooki.

Snooki by Keenanator May 23, 2012

Snooki

1) To Falcon Punch a hobbit/midget/halfling square in the chompers.

Went to the bar last night and Snooki got Snooki'd!!!

Snooki by Hyperaktivemind July 27, 2010