R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

H.U.M.A.S. 

Also spelled: HUMAS

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

- A condition in which the subject is not able to think of others.

c.r. P.Nco, 1986

After suffering from HUMAS for many years, Debbie died alone cuddling a teddy bear that never talked.

H.U.M.A.S. by Nco November 15, 2003

H.U.Y.A.S. 

Head Up Your Ass Syndrome....an affliction that most Americans seem to have lately.....

She was talking on her cell while driving, so she almost ran over a pedestrian, and then took up 2 parking spots.....she definitely has H.U.Y.A.S.

H.U.Y.A.S. by Meadow Soprano December 5, 2005

B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S 

Bureau of Unregulated Tournaments For Urban Corn Hole Statistics... An organization dedicated to tracking unregulated cornhole matches and keeping records of the results. The organization was formed in Aug. 2004 in response to the growing number of cornhole tournaments taking place outside of standardized tournament format. Since it's insurrection, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have documented over 22,000 matches and the statistics thereof. Urbanized cornhole matches have become a major concern for tournament cornhole activists. The B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have worked tirelessly to alieviate the corncerns of the B.I.T.C.H. (Bureau of International Tournament Corn Holers), the governing body of all tournament cornhole matches.

If you dont throw your corn through the hole properly i'm gonna call the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S.

B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S by Rich Davis September 18, 2008

T.H.U.G.S 

Trues Humbly United Gathering Souls. Started by the best rap group in history, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony.

Layzie Bone: It's all about Mo' Trues Humbly United Gathering Souls. (T.H.U.G.S.)

T.H.U.G.S by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010

D.U.I.H.S.T.

When a driver eats a hard shell taco behind the wheel. The distraction and mess caused by eating the taco causes the driver to swerve erratically potentially causing an accident. Many accidents caused by D.U.I.H.S.T. occur near Taco Bell.

Joe-I totaled my car again last night after taco bell
Tyler-That's the second one this year, were you eating a hard shell taco?
Joe-Yes, luckily the cops didn't charge me with D.U.I.H.S.T.

D.U.I.H.S.T. by nohomofromcomo December 12, 2012

I.L.U.B.I.K.I.H.U.A.B.O.P.A.I.S. 

Idk I’m dum

What does “I.L.U.B.I.K.I.H.U.A.B.O.P.A.I.S.” Mean?

Oh Idk I’m dum sorry

I.L.U.B.I.K.I.H.U.A.B.O.P.A.I.S. by Orphan_farm September 19, 2022