Ronald

"..Actually, my name's Alex."

{ron-ld} noun, 2. To become Ronald {too bih-kuhm ron-ld} verb

1.
A present employee of the fast-food restaurant/establishment, "McDonald's."

1a.
A conformist.

2.
Handing away your individuality to become part of the "Hitler youth-esque" wave that has spread across the universe.
Similar to signing your soul over to Satan.

Dana: Dude, I don't even work there anymore.
Kelly: Ha! Ookay, Ronald. Whatever you say.

Ray Man: Dude. What do you think that Ronald does when she's off the clock?
Ethan: Heh. I can't tell you, but I know that it's mine.

Slate: What do you think's worse? Working as a Ronald, or buying into Gangnam Style?

by refinedhippie November 2, 2012

Ronald

Getting pussy while still being an accused "stalker" and an "internet loser".

Damn, Zeek has been a straight up Ronald lately. He's browsing 5 forums and hitting up 5 bitches.

by zeek the geek February 29, 2008

ronald

·dum dum
·use for kids who suck at games

you see that? ronald sucks at that game

by roneldd February 27, 2020

Ronald

A person who wears glasses

Look that's a Ronald.

by Rubberbroek September 24, 2007

Ronald

One of the biggest assholes you will ever meet in your life.
Horrible husband, father, friend.

Ronald is just a douche

by alexis.cerrato101 February 25, 2010

Ronalds

A big pair of red shoes/Clown shoes similar to what Ronald wears

Look at the Ronalds on him!

by Gius? October 13, 2022

Ronalds

Another word to refer to the beautiful objects we all know as boobs.

Those ronalds are enormous.

I would marry one of her ronalds, then cheat on it with the other.

I love ronalds.

by brian1 June 25, 2005