Quiche

A male or female, who thinks there hot (but there not). Thinks they are top shit and are good at everything. News for them..... theyre up themselves. They are probably inbread and usually have divorced parents. Or have a parent with an alcohol or drug problem.

The fucking Quiche walked in strutting her Bcup and fat thighs around the room.....We all laughed behind her back.

by Jeremy Heslop March 6, 2008

Quiching

To be distracted and/or consumed by any pleasurable and complex experience, such as the act of making and eating an egg bake (quiche).

Don't wait for Ron before you start the movie, he's quiching in the kitchen.

by darealcBot December 28, 2019

quiche

egg pizza

ethan is a quiche

by September 25, 2018

Quiched

A feeling of error, wrong doing. An unsatisfactory idea.

You got quiched!

by The Quiche January 28, 2011

quiche

Someone who is the next level of hotness, one of the main measures of quicheness in a girl is her 'box gap'. Such as in Ja'mie private school girl.

OH MY GOD that quy is so totally quiche

by itsactuallynotme November 10, 2013

quiche

Quiche is a slang term for a situation that is hot, sweaty or sticky.

'Turn the heating down me Julie, it's a bit quiche in here'

by Tommy Theobald December 1, 2005

Quiching

When an individual inserts ones fist into their father's rectum, using quiche as lubricant.

Chris was looking forward to a night of quiching over the weekend.

by Aiiiiiiiiii February 18, 2012