when your shit is so explosive that it paints the entire inside of the toilet brown.
"Damn it grandma, make sure you flush twice when you picasso"
by Johny Hopkins January 11, 2010
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Having sex with someone while their face is pressed sideways on the copy machine.
"the first time we had sex we did the picasso at her office"
by bast07 September 30, 2005
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While a male is having sex with a woman from behind, before ejaculation he pulls out and proceeds to paint the woman's back with his spermies.
"My masterpiece on that bitch's back was stupendous! I'm the new picasso!"
by suki sapperstein November 29, 2007
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when a victim is lying asleep on their back, you dip your balls in paint and teabag them.
she fell asleep and it just looked too perfect so i picassoed that bitch. only bad thing is it left me with a couple blue balls...
by slik az silk June 27, 2006
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noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet
stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet
by sol3rosenberg August 21, 2007
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The act of ejaculating on one of your partners cheeks then dipping the tip of your Johnson in the seman like a paint brush, then drawing a image on the other cheek constantly dipping your man sausage on the other one like a paint palate.
Hey did you here what happend to noelle

No what?
Her dad caught her boyfriend picassoing her face and he joined in

Hmm maybe il try it on Kristina when she passes out from her next alcohol binge

Hey look what I did to billy while he was asleep

O shit you picassoed the fuck out of it !!
Yea I think this is my best work yet -___-

Have you heard of the Picasso?
Hell yea I do it to my sister all the time you should join me next time
Sweet il come over tomorrow to help out
by Tx A n T i xT March 1, 2012
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Man with wedgie/need picasso!
In the Immortal style of Charlie Chan, ace TV movie detective, a man who is in severe rectal "discomfort" and dismay needs to picasso.
by carlbigman September 29, 2006
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