a sexual position, derived from the missionary position, in which the man slaps around the breasts of the woman, much like an angry orangutan.
Nah it's just a date, nothin serious ... although I may give her an angry orangutan afterwards.
by fresnobdog February 21, 2007
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When a person cannot let go of one branch (relationship) until he/she has a good hold on another.
Tracie: If Amy's so unhappy with her boyfriend, why doesn't she just break up with him?
Jennifer: Because she's never actually been single; she won't dump him until there's the security of a relationship with another guy around the corner.
Tracie: Oh I see...she has orangutan syndrome.
by redlicorice August 8, 2010
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when a very hairy woman farts out of her pussy
dude... I was having sex and Stephanie did an orangutan queef
by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022
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A gorilla salad is a very thick and hairy brunette pubic area.

On the other hand, an orangutan salad is a more appropriate word for a very thick and hairy redhead pubic area(also known as a firecrotch).
While vacationing in Ireland, I made a fast and beautiful relationship with a sexy redheaded vixen. That is, until when I was going to chuck it in her I became very nervous about it when she showed me her scary-looking orangutan salad.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
by Mark H December 3, 2004
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Breasts that sag outward. the shape is often long and narrow, with the nipple generally too large in relation to the breast. They are deceptive by nature, a simple bra can hide this from almost all males.
I took home this slamming girl from the bar, but when she took her shirt off she had a nasty pair of orangutan tits.
by jc56 August 9, 2006
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A sexual act which requires a male, and a tall ginger person. The shorter male penetrates the ginger anally; the ginger, taller than the penetrator, then wraps both their legs and their arms around the person’s waist and puts all their weight on them, as though hanging off of a tree. They proceed to whoop loudly into the man’s ear and beat their hands against their chest.
Dude 1: I saw some crazy shit yesterday in the park. It looked like an orangutan was tackling a short guy.

Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.
by santos kid August 26, 2019
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