angry orangutan 

a sexual position, derived from the missionary position, in which the man slaps around the breasts of the woman, much like an angry orangutan.

Nah it's just a date, nothin serious ... although I may give her an angry orangutan afterwards.

angry orangutan by fresnobdog February 21, 2007

Angry Orangutan 

A sexual act which requires a male, and a tall ginger person. The shorter male penetrates the ginger anally; the ginger, taller than the penetrator, then wraps both their legs and their arms around the person’s waist and puts all their weight on them, as though hanging off of a tree. They proceed to whoop loudly into the man’s ear and beat their hands against their chest.

Dude 1: I saw some crazy shit yesterday in the park. It looked like an orangutan was tackling a short guy.

Dude 2: Bro, they were doing an Angry Orangutan.

Angry Orangutan by santos kid August 26, 2019