A Nola (short for granola) is a person that is excessively outdoorsy. Their lives revolve around their next camping trip, rafting trip, etc.
Dylan why would you ever mate with a bear your such a Nola!
by Radkuu July 12, 2011
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Nola means a nitty that wears gola or maies anything she wears look cheap Usually has a masculine jaw and a shrek looking creature found under bridges. Usually mistaken for a boy. Bulky girl with a genetic square jaw like the grandpa from the movie up.
Nola: please be my boyfriends king: I wouldnt touch you if you paid me you bum. Or————————————————-Mum: dont walk over the bridge there might be a nola there child:screams
by Goblinspottersuk October 6, 2020
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the gas emitted from a whale penis, or dork
Oh, no! Do you smell that nola? Ugh... I hate whale penis farts.
by M. McFly February 1, 2007
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A fat changing hair bitch, has lots of friends because they feel bad about her weight.
1 kid: who’s that fat ugly bitch?
Me: that fat ugly bitch is Nola!
by Disdudebetripin October 18, 2019
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rlly , cackling , rude , liar
A rude liar who is very obnoxious and full of herself. She always has her minions with her and never does her homework. She skips school and cheats on tests. Usually a "Nola" has weirdly puffy hair and odd cross eyed eyes. She is always cackling like a witch and you can catch her outside with her vape. She wears over sized men's button ups with rlly baggy jeans. She wears old 7 year old sneakers and is so annoying.
by ieatblueberry May 15, 2019
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When Osh is eating your ass and reaches around your body to give you a handjob
Man Osh gave me the most blessed Nola last night.
by Godbar October 23, 2020
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