Niggarity

The act of being overly ignorant. Or in other words; the act of being a straight up nigga.

A young couple going out to an up scale restaurant:

Waiter: What will you all be having this evening.?

Girl: I think I'll have the lobster tails and Caesar salad.

Guy: Damn son I can't read nothing on this menu, bruh! What's this green goopy shit right here?

Waiter: That would be spinach artichoke dip, sir.

Guy: What the f*** is an artichoke?! Man, ya'll ain't got no damn burgers or nothing?!

Girl:(to the waiter) Oh my goodness, please excuse him sir, his niggarity is showing, full force, tonight.

by Kyd Dynomite February 9, 2010

niggaritis

wen u eat or do somethin very simple yet your tired

man i ate a sandwich now i got niggaritis

by lilnini December 22, 2007

niggarate

verb-to rig sumthing with ill equiped parts and pieces so that what once did a specific task and then broke now does sumthing that it was never designed to do, and does it better than if you would have got the proper equipment

dude i grabbed my dad's old lawn mover that didn't move and now it totally grinds coffee

dude thats how you niggarate

by fishfacelord June 15, 2011

The Niggar Family

A skit from the Chappelle's show that involves a white family with the last name of "Niggar"

He sure has those Niggar lips.(only Chappelle's show watchers understand.

by Nikki January 9, 2005

Niggar Sunday

Monday. Also any day of the week that a black person opts not to go to work/school.

Chuck:"Where's Jamal, I haven't seen him around the office."
Dave:"Understandable, it's niggar sunday."

by Zacheryy January 17, 2007

sand niggar

Noun. An Arab, or more widely a person from the Middle East. Derog/Offens.

Tobacco, cigarettes. Rhyming slang on 'snout'. See 'snout'.
Noun. A form of address used between Blacks, and an alternative 'empowering' variation to the offensive but standard English nigger. Contentiously adopted and used within parts of the Black community
niggly Adj. Peevish, bad tempered. sand niggar
Made be Jessica Lee yall!

by Jessica Lee May 17, 2007

niggar ball

Scenario where most of any basketball court is swarmed by african americans to the point where a person might as well forget about playing basketball for the rest of the day. If you dare call next, you will find that theres are alread 3-4 people who called next anyway so the average wait time (if you call is even honored) is 3 hours for your next game. Often however, people will deliberately forget you had called 'next' in the first place, so you may have to wait an additional hour or two before your first game.

1. No man, I ain't down to play here today, niggar ball is in full effect.

2. I am not down for niggar ball today. I just want to shoot around.

by JoeOnTheGo May 29, 2006