crack-ass mothafucka 

A mothafucka who be so got-damn crack-ass dat dey ain't no otha word for his crack ass.

- "Sweet fuckin' jesus! He one crack-ass mothafucka!"

- "Got dat right."

crack-ass mothafucka by R.O. DeLaQuintana September 10, 2003

Cloudyass Mothafucka 

A person who is always down and depressed.

Shannika: What's hattening boy?

Jamal: Just feeling down and shit cuz I saw my girl with anotha man.

Shannika: Then find a new girlfriend and stop being such a cloudyass mothafucka.

Cloudyass Mothafucka by YomoMmYNay July 15, 2011

Starbucks sipping mothafucka 

cocksucking business criminal asshole

"Shut the fuck up you starbucks sipping mothafucka!"

Starbucks sipping mothafucka by Rapmasta Badass Mothafuckas April 4, 2009

UGLY MOTHAFUCKA 

someone who is fuckin' ugly..

-damn dat ugly mothafucka look a hot ass mess
-aways bein' dissed
-get complimented on their ride or clothes, not the face

UGLY MOTHAFUCKA by Y you wanna know January 15, 2007

The really funny mothafucka 

Basically, a person who laughs at his own jokes making it less funny. Can also be used to address someone who makes a joke or points out something that is funny, but really isn't to a majority

God, the really funny mothafucka is at it again! One more joke from him and drinking potassium cyanide doesn't even sound so bad!

The really funny mothafucka by yee-yee ass haircut January 17, 2021

the shiot has hit the fan mothafucka 

1. when things go wrong

2. a phrase you can add literally anywhere and anytime

3. something you can say to someone when you get uber-pissed at them

1. The shiot hit the fan when Justin Timberlake became horny. The result: A "wardrobe malfunction." (you know Janet liked it....)

2. ::frog breathes:: The shiot has hit the fan, mothafuckaaaaaaa!!

3. When the fangirls claimed Orlando as their own, the girl with the gun in the back of the crowd screeched, "THE SHIOT HAS HIT THE FAN, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAA!" and shot all the fangirls.

the shiot has hit the fan mothafucka by TheShiotHasHitTheFanNow,Mothafuckaaaa August 15, 2004

surprise mothafucka 

it is used to denote the element of surprise . can be used in any situation involving a surprise

for ex - pornstar:oooooooh baby put it

my pussy i love your big cock

guy *shoves dick into her ass*

pornstar: OMG WTF !!!

guy: SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA

surprise mothafucka by WizFact January 17, 2014