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1. Wardrobe Malfunction
A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.
Seeing Janet Jackson's Tits on National TV.
by MB Feb 2, 2004 share this
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2. wardrobe malfunction
a conspiracy perpitrated by the Jackson family to take the heat off of Michael and divert attention from the accusations against him
Ok... here's what we're gonna do... Janet, we need you to take one for the team and whip out a titty
by Silky Smooth Apr 13, 2004 share this
3. wardrobe malfunction
Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.
"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"
by Nezbit Feb 15, 2004 share this
4. wardrobe malfunction
An incident in the 1970s on the popular game show "The Price is Right" in which a contestant named Yolanda Bowersley is called to Contestants Row and her tube top falls off, revealing her breasts.
Yolanda Bowersly, come on down! You're the first four con--OH MY GOODNESS, Yolanda's TOP CAME OFF!!!

Janet Jackson wasn't the first to experience a wardrobe malfunction.
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by 1_WTC_Lock Aug 30, 2004 share this
5. wardrobe malfunction
An accidental or supposedly accidental failure of clothing to cover parts of the body intended to be covered.

Primarily used for referring to the exposure of breasts/areolae, but also acceptable for genitals, buttocks or underwear.
Her dress caught on the door knob and ripped. The resulting wardrobe malfunction was much to the delight of the guests. I bet she wished she had worn a bra and underwear under her dress.
by Frankie Frog Nov 19, 2004 share this
6. wardrobe malfunction
February 6, 2005 Urban Word of the Day
A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.
Justin Timberlake intentionally caused a wardrobe malfunction.
by kryo Jun 22, 2004 share this
7. wardrobe malfunction
1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us.

2. An unintentionally funny explanation of VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "Soy Bomb."
Oh, no! A wardrobe malfunction! Let's call Mr. Coors and apologize for the indecency right away. Stern - you're fired!
by j-diddy Apr 30, 2004 share this
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