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moose knuckle shuffle 

The process involved in maneuvering the moose knuckle while in public but at the same time trying not to attract attention to your activities. Often used when one 'knuckle' gets pinched and spasms of pain start pulsating through the body.
Chris had to perform a moose knuckle shuffle when he inadvertantly sacked himself while looking at Katie's firecrotch.

moose-knuckle 

Dude, your jeans are so tight your moose knuckle is showing
moose-knuckle by Johnny Z June 7, 2003

moose knuckle 

The bump or bulge seen when a man wears tight pants.
"Is that a moose knuckle I see; or do you have a raisin in your pants?"
moose knuckle by the dude1963 April 20, 2013

Moose Knuckle Buckle 

When you punch someone in the balls and ass at the same time

mosse knuckles 

were you wear a tight pair of shorts and your balls pop out the front
mosse knuckles by vikingfan26 September 15, 2009