The Machine

mascot of pitcher for the San Francisco Giants, Brian Wilson. First seen during a Skype session with Chris Rose where the machine, a man dressed like the gimp, walked in the background. It has since become an inside joke with Brian and all his fans and as he said at the world series parade, "Wheres the Machine?"

The Machine is a man of few words.

by AlexHodge November 12, 2010

machine

To do something with a degree of certainty, ample strength, or lasting ability.

Tiger Woods is a golfing machine

That guy just did 1000 sit-ups, he's a machine.

A) Josh can fuck all night long.
B) Yea, he's definetly a machine

by Bug August 26, 2003

Machines!

Attractive women with large breasts similar to 'baps!'

(Attractive, busty girl walks past)
Machines!

by Loudvirus September 23, 2008

machine

in London, UK it can mean a gun.

as in "bring your queen leave your machine."

by jammy1234 April 4, 2007

machine

How computer enthusiasts refer to their computers.

Have you seen my new machine play Crysis?

by Sephar0 April 1, 2011

machine

In ebonics it means "car" or any other type of "vehicle".

That pimp Leroy has a new machine.

The narcs confiscated my machine after they found a pound of coke.

by Tara S. Volta September 28, 2005

machine

toronto's WORD FOR A BURNER or GUN

machine in the area don't worry bout nothing

by killer keels April 25, 2005