Joos

Liquid of some kind, usually from fruit.

"That's some damned good peach joos!"

by NRG January 3, 2003

joo

Another way of saying Jew just without the racist part.

Joo was created after the word "Jew" was used to much...eventually someone who was a Jew being called a Jew didn't seem much of a name calling. So to make it less Jewish the word became "joo."

Dude, your a joo.

by Stewcool November 13, 2007

joo

a word that 1337 (leet or elite) pro's use, leik me, in online gaming. Falls into catergory of 1337 $p33c|-| (or Leet Speech). subsitutes for the word 'you' like, 'you fucking newb = *joo* fucking newb, except it would really be, 'joo f|_|(kE|\| n00B3rz!!1'

Okéi all joo n00berz, lîzten up. Fïrst öFf... Im teh Über pr0 pwnzér & knö Qüeztions a$ked, o0kay?? I pwnerêd all nöuberz fRom all lÄnd$ like Spiane---ïë.. and teh ßûlgariananic tRïbez and shiîz sô DÖNT ße mes2ën or joö'll hÄve knö heÄd ßïÄTÇH!!!11 Ökïe, seçondly ofF, dïs çlan- ïs alsö téh pwnzör l337 clan, an'd öur main spécïaltylizér is pwnzing n00bs leik joo. Okéii, and 4öuRth ÖFf, ïf, in âny such wây, jôo ïnzultz üs, joo will hÄvé t0 bé hëad-shoTtÉd ând will cO/\/\e homë fRöm schKöôl an"d Fïnd joÜ hâve n0 housë and only a pilë of n0üb ÄshEz. s0 FÜÇ|< 0Ff Joü FûKëm NoößS!

by The fuck machine February 9, 2005

Joo

another word for jew

why are you such a joo

by shippo December 8, 2004

joo

Derogatory spelling of "Jew" for Internet message board hate mongers who need to irrationally blame someone for their frustration with or lack of success in life.

Ron Goldman's dad is a joo for suing OJ for the murder of his son.

by Astrochimp November 17, 2006

Joo

Something that is gay, or bullshit.

This question is jooish.

by EvGottie March 15, 2006

joo

A conniving Israelite.

What's with the late pay? Damn that joo Squintz.

by dirty sanchez February 3, 2005