Jakob's are rare and rather disginguished group from the Jacob's. Often mixed up, these two are completely different. Because of their name you know they come from an artistic or at the very least different family.
Jakob's are usually artistic in some form, usually one of their own or one they don't see often. Not easily motivated and rather lazy. Usually gothic and very popular among the goths.
Their relationship with other social groups may vary, as they tend to judge person by person. They have been knows to dabble from group to group with the noted exception of preps, as they are usually unintelligent. He is a good judge of character and knows who rocks, who sucks, and who sucks the cock.
They absolutely hate the inexcusable unintelligence of people. If they are stupid in a form that is not accepted and something they should be knowledgeable of at such an age, such as common sence or not understanding of the simplist of subjects. They themselves tend to think ahead often too much. Surprisingly average at chess.
Jakob's appearences vary quite a bit, and tend to attract one type of person constantly. This type of person changes with each Jakob of course. They tend to be sauve when they try to be, until meeting someone that they wish to date, as opposed to someone wanting to date them. Mutual feelings bring them back in their "comfort zone".
Jakob's are usually artistic in some form, usually one of their own or one they don't see often. Not easily motivated and rather lazy. Usually gothic and very popular among the goths.
Their relationship with other social groups may vary, as they tend to judge person by person. They have been knows to dabble from group to group with the noted exception of preps, as they are usually unintelligent. He is a good judge of character and knows who rocks, who sucks, and who sucks the cock.
They absolutely hate the inexcusable unintelligence of people. If they are stupid in a form that is not accepted and something they should be knowledgeable of at such an age, such as common sence or not understanding of the simplist of subjects. They themselves tend to think ahead often too much. Surprisingly average at chess.
Jakob's appearences vary quite a bit, and tend to attract one type of person constantly. This type of person changes with each Jakob of course. They tend to be sauve when they try to be, until meeting someone that they wish to date, as opposed to someone wanting to date them. Mutual feelings bring them back in their "comfort zone".
Differences of Jacob and Jakob
Jacob: That weird kid in the corner who doesn't talk much.
Jakob: The cool kid in the dark corner who talks only when necesarry.
Jacob: That weird kid in the corner who doesn't talk much.
Jakob: The cool kid in the dark corner who talks only when necesarry.
by Jayke_Obe September 10, 2008
That nigga is a god.He fly actually he 2fly. That nigga will fuck yo bitch and roast how ass niggas. He funny asf and will kill you if u play
"Bro Idk what happening but I was with a girl and since then shit been going down"
"Shit that was Jakob girl u finna die"
"Shit that was Jakob girl u finna die"
by Cbdjvmc July 24, 2018
A self-proclaimed "Greatest Man That Ever Lived". While self-proclaimed, a Jakob will have done much to prove it to the world, such as pimping on every woman on the planet, being selected to breed with two ladies (in a church youth group no less), and surviving being molested by an army of 12-13 year old girls going through puberty.
One cannot be described as a Jakob without first paddling more than 10 miles on an elliptical, hitting the floor and doing 10,000 crunches, turning over and doing 333 push-ups, and then taking a girl and performing The Jakob Effect (Full Nelson into a Side Effect) on her through three burning tables and onto an elliptical below her, but not before giving her a Cross Bomb from atop a nearby Stairmaster.
A Jakob is not a gentleman; HE WILL cum in your mouth.
One cannot be described as a Jakob without first paddling more than 10 miles on an elliptical, hitting the floor and doing 10,000 crunches, turning over and doing 333 push-ups, and then taking a girl and performing The Jakob Effect (Full Nelson into a Side Effect) on her through three burning tables and onto an elliptical below her, but not before giving her a Cross Bomb from atop a nearby Stairmaster.
A Jakob is not a gentleman; HE WILL cum in your mouth.
by ZB3000 January 14, 2010
Jakob’s are very rare, and when you meet one you won’t want to lose him. They know lots of random things and are extremely funny. They will do anything to make you smile. They may mess up one or two times, but he will do anything to get you back. Lots of girls like him but he is loyal to his one true love. He can be very sexual at times, but that’s not his main focus. He likes to show you off so that everyone knows he loves you. I love you Jakob Xoxo xoxo
by Ihascupcake2727 March 29, 2018
Jack Harlow : Yo that guy Jakob has a big dick
Lil Nas X : Why do you think they call him Big Dick Magee?
Lil Nas X : Why do you think they call him Big Dick Magee?
by sanodraiter March 29, 2022
A friend who is known for his abusive behavior, flexing his muscles and kissing his muscles as a joke. He thinks he's stronger than everyone and fights back when he needs and doesn't need to. He also loves to blast his heavy metal music so loud his eardrums break and people across the school can hear it through his headphones.
by Meme_Review November 4, 2019