Iowa 

home to inbreds, unintelligent people, ugly fat girls, and crack heads.
On the flipside, they provide me entertainment with their dramatic lives.

I was once engaged to a boy from Iowa...he left me for his 13 year old cousin.

Iowa by suckonthat994 October 27, 2011

Iowa 

The state of credit unbalance after having sex with a prostitute

I fucked her on credit, so Iowa

Iowa by smoo moo March 22, 2013

iowa 

Booring. Don't compare us to New York. We're the last to get anything. People think we're "quaint" like a traffic jam to us is 10 cars behind a tractor rolling down the highway! Dude...ok, I'm from Iowa...and *I* think that's pathetic!!! THAT'S WHY I LEFT!!!

To the people who made coments 3 & 4...thanks for showing what fine MORONS come out of Iowa.

iowa by NeoMatrixJR October 15, 2006

iowa 

The Cornfield of No Return, where children CAN run away and not starve, because they can live on bacon and corn. But they're just going to get raped by all the sex offenders, anyway.

Bob: I'm so sick of life. I'm going to kill myself.
Fred: How're you going to do it?
Bob: I'm going to go to Iowa and die of boredom.

iowa by Katie #42 April 13, 2006

iowa 

An early U.S. experiment in criminal reform and psychological treatment. In the 1800's, eastern U.S. states sent their most deranged and mentally incompetent criminals to a remote land reserve, later known as Iowa. Treatment officials tried various behavioral-modification techniques to reform and rehabilitate the deranged lunatics. Sadly, the program worked to no avail. Eventually, rampant inbreeding and subsequent off-the-charts retardation took over the population. Officials decided that the best course of action was to isolate the Iowans (Sioux for "criminally insane") from the rest of the U.S. population. Accordingly, the officials established social engineering programs and propaganda to trick the Iowans into believing that their state has relevance in order to keep them from leaving the state and polluting other, more hospitable U.S. states.

Do good in school, or you'll end up in Iowa.

iowa by I-L-L December 6, 2006

Iowa 

Idiots
Out
Walking
Around

Iowa, kinda like Delaware but nowhere near the water.

Iowa by ThunderMummy December 28, 2005

Iowa 

1. n. The most boring place in the entire world, where the most exciting activity is watching the grass grow

2. n. The state in the union that would have the highest suicide rate in the nation if not for the curse of the undead, which prevents those who commit suicide from actually dying until the end of time

1.
Kenny: I have to go to Iowa.
Bob: Oh, you mean hell.

2.
Jack: This is the third time I've shot myself! Why the hell won't I die?!

Nicole: You're in Iowa! What the hell did you expect???

Iowa by Arkangel August 25, 2005