Iowa

A Midwestern State in the United States neighboring good ol' Illinois. They...grow corn...

Basically West Illinois.

Iowa sucks, I got lost in the corn field for 5 hours.

by El Malvado October 01, 2005

Iowa

One of the crappiest states in all of the US. Many people from Iowa are farmers, or their career somehow relates to agriculture. Quite possibly the New Jersey of the Midwest, (although to say that is an insult to Jersey)while Minnesota is like New York (cos we've got Minneapolis, bitch!).

I hate Iowa. Half of the people are idiots. Plus it smells like cows there. Cows and pigs.

by goddess of grammar December 14, 2008

Iowa

A midwestern state south of Minnesota
which stands for:
I - Idiots
O - Out
W - Wondering
A - Around

Iowa stands for Idiots out walking around.
Pretty self-explanatory

by JFuller December 24, 2007

Iowa

A very homosexual state. Home to the worst drivers to ever bless the great nation of the United States of America.

Hank: What happened on your drive back from Missouri?
Kevin: I got caught in Iowa and one of their 50 gay pride parades on my 25 mile journey back home. Almost got into 8 car accidents as well.

by iamnotgay June 30, 2008

Iowa

A state, properly named for the fact that it is just Idiots Out Wandering Around.

it is also the home of Slipknot, some more IOWA.

Everyone in IOWA is an Idiot Out Wandering Around

by Tucker Barrett March 23, 2008

iowa

a farming state that isnt a bunch of dumb farmers thats montana

Iowa is much better than montana, montana sucks

by nleidigh February 23, 2008

iowa

Pretty much the shit. Make sure you're clear on the fact that the word "the" is in there, or else you'll get the meaning all wrong. Iowa is home to the three million nicest people in the United States, probably in the world. A leader in education, and home to some of the most beautiful scenery into the world. It's a traquil beauty, and if you're into that, you'll love Iowa. And if you're not into that, you can go take California or wherever you're from and fuck it.

Person from Iowa: I love Iowa. Everyone there is so nice and there aren't obnoxiously long lines or large crowds.
Person from New Jersey: Well, we have the largest strip mall in the world.
Person from Iowa: Oh. I'm sorry.
Person from New Jersey: I really wish I was from Iowa
Person from one of the other 48 states: Me too.

by The Truth-man November 07, 2007