1 definition by Arkangel

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1. n. The most boring place in the entire world, where the most exciting activity is watching the grass grow

2. n. The state in the union that would have the highest suicide rate in the nation if not for the curse of the undead, which prevents those who commit suicide from actually dying until the end of time
Kenny: I have to go to Iowa.
Bob: Oh, you mean hell.

Jack: This is the third time I've shot myself! Why the hell won't I die?!

Nicole: You're in Iowa! What the hell did you expect???
by Arkangel July 28, 2005
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