FML 

1. Fuck my life, a very funny website where people talk about how bad their lives are.

2. Free misguided leprochauns, what you tell your parents FML means.

Parent: FML? Why are you on a website called FML? What does that stand for?

Child: (laughing) FREE MISGUIDED LEPROCHAUNS!

FML by freemisguidedleprochauns October 27, 2009

fml 

fuck my life

girl: my boyfriend broke up with me. FML

fml by haausk August 14, 2009

fml 

fuck my life.

i can't even pull a cross country runner, fml.

fml by your pal al. March 26, 2010

fml 

An acronym for "Find My Lamp" in a case where one cannot find one's own lamp.

Hey Brittany, fml

Brittany: Okay:D

fml by Thunderboom March 17, 2008

FML 

It stands for "Fuck my Life". There are times when theres nothing else to say but that.

Randy: Thank God its Saturday tomorrow.
Buck: Dude its Wednesday tomorrow.
Randy: Arrhhh FML.

FML by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010

Fml 

Generally short for Fuck My Life People tend to use this slang when they have done something wrong

Me: I'm really sorry I didn't mean to spill that wine on you!
Friend: Well It's going to stain... Great!
Me: FML!

Fml by Mike the greatest peep around! October 26, 2010

FML 

what poser dickheads say to feel important and needed. the intended response is supposed to be something re-assuring, but don't ever give in to these attention-seeking wastes of DNA.

"Roughly translated": Fuck My Life

Ted: Ugh, I have so much homework. FML."

You: Shut up Ted, you're an idiot.

FML by cherrymygrapes July 2, 2009