DSM

A telemarketer that continually uses the words Dude, Stuff, or Man during a phone conversation

DSM kept kept calling the same business with no luck

by shadow October 8, 2003

dsm

Don’t snap me

‘not in the mood, dsm.’

by blowmethesnow October 31, 2020

dsm

(dsm) Doesn't matter

- Where do you want to go?
- Idk it really dsm.

by Cj1601 October 21, 2018

dsm

A Mitsubishi using the 4g63 platform. Usually seen flying by hondas and mustangs that have a helluva lot more money invested into their cars.

Wow, I just dropped 5 million dollars into my Honda and got my ass handed to me by a stock DSM with a boost controller.

by City of Wilmington June 7, 2005

dsm

A small, fast, easily modified car built my Mitsubishi in a partnership with Dodge. See crankwalk

"I would have beat that M3, but crankwalk owned me!"

by el jefe June 11, 2004

dsm

dump, shower, masturbation

I was bored so i decided to take dsm.

by bigdaddy22 May 8, 2010

dsm

abbreviation for ‘doesn’t matter’

guy: yo u sure youre okay?
guy2: yeah dsm

by dontlookfly August 4, 2019