In a nutshell: Two kids got angry around 1998 cause the sky was blue. Started builing bombs. Got some chick to purchase their guns except for the TEC-9 Which was purchased by Eric Harris. Went on a killing spree for about 17 minutes. Were originally gonna kill around 600 people. Man, They diden't even come close.
::Looks at gun:: ::looks at bully:: ::looks at gun again::, Just needed a little motivation.
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 18, 2005
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Might be used for the actual shooting or to refer to that kid in school this kid might have/do the following

A fedora

A trench coat

Oddly squared shaped glasses
Doesn’t get any pussy

Is master prestige in call of duty

Might be decided into five risk factors

Oddly large backpack/gym bag (doesn’t actually go there)

Rules to follow
Run if they reach into the back pack (Naruto run if necessary)
Run if they start saying how today is finally the day

They can be avoided using exo suits

This individuals might also be known as Eugenes
He is a total columbine
Remember the backpack rule.......Right?
That kid over there might become a columbine you know?
run
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What angsty teens pull when they're rejected by even the NAZI club.
Man Fuck You I'm pulling a Columbine
by fuckerssss May 17, 2007
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what happens when assholes treat people like shit. sadly enough the world hasn't learned a damn thing from this and most likely never will.
columbine was the result of two kids who were reduced to nothing on a daily basis.
by john gallione February 14, 2007
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To attempt to waste many people in your school.
On April 20, 1999, in the suburban town of Littleton, Colorado, two high-school seniors, Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, enacted an all-out assault on Columbine High School during the middle of the school day. Shooting guns and throwing bombs, the two boys killed twelve students and one teacher and injured many more. That is columbining.
by Cyniper July 22, 2006
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A scapegoat for people to blame metal bands like Marilyn Manson and Rammstein for our problems with violence. It also blamed neo-nazism, action movies like the Matrix, great TV shows like South Park , and those very fun violent video games. I mean it is a sad story that there were all of those casualties, but it doesn't hide the fact that preps and jocks are the ones who just pick on the ones who are different from them, and in time it shows that mean people are the true reason. I listen to sick music all the time, I watch South Park every night, I've seen some real bloody action movies in my time, and played Grand Theft Auto and Max Payne and it's never promoted me to kill. The only thing that sets students off are greedy principles that try to control your every movement, students that make everyone feel bad, and WAL-MART. (damn walmart and all of their secret ploys to take over your mind.)
The senators and governers can do all they want like taking away music, tv shows, games, and movies, but that isn't going to solve anything. So pull your head out of your asses and finally relize that people are the things that piss people off! Everyone should also watch Bowling For Columbine, Micheal Moore is a genius!
by awex January 6, 2004
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A field day for the press to rag on about what modern entertainment is doing for our kids. See speculation. In the end, only retards believe their lies. Or maybe just there are too many people like me whining about their lies for even retards not to notice.


Moral is "Do unto others"
If you're a jock, make sure the kids you pick on are too retarded to know how to work a gun.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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