13 definitions by awex

Top Definition
1) A company that stips you of your freedom then ass rapes you.
2) Makes you pay 85 bux a month to get the good channels.
3) A reason to go with TiVo, Direct TV, Sattelite or anything else that isn't comcast.
4) A company built on lies.
5) A company that has no customer services
1) Man I feel violated since I went with comcast
2) Comcast said it was my fault for everything that went wrong with the cable, even though they were the ones who set it up.
3) Comcast Internet is good but I would go with qwest DSL just so I can escape them.
by awex January 06, 2004
A scapegoat for people to blame metal bands like Marilyn Manson and Rammstein for our problems with violence. It also blamed neo-nazism, action movies like the Matrix, great TV shows like South Park , and those very fun violent video games. I mean it is a sad story that there were all of those casualties, but it doesn't hide the fact that preps and jocks are the ones who just pick on the ones who are different from them, and in time it shows that mean people are the true reason. I listen to sick music all the time, I watch South Park every night, I've seen some real bloody action movies in my time, and played Grand Theft Auto and Max Payne and it's never promoted me to kill. The only thing that sets students off are greedy principles that try to control your every movement, students that make everyone feel bad, and WAL-MART. (damn walmart and all of their secret ploys to take over your mind.)
The senators and governers can do all they want like taking away music, tv shows, games, and movies, but that isn't going to solve anything. So pull your head out of your asses and finally relize that people are the things that piss people off! Everyone should also watch Bowling For Columbine, Micheal Moore is a genius!
by awex January 05, 2004
1) Something your computer turns into when it has been exposed to marijuana for too long.
2) A company as reliable as a retarded mailman.
3) A term for marijuana
4) A liar
5) Something that looks good but doesn't actually work
6) Makes Microsoft look smart

Dells don't work like the commercials say they do unless you buy their $3,000.00 model. So go get an E-Machine or a Compaq!
1) Dude my computer turned into a dell last night when I left my weed on it for too long!
2) That company is so dell.
3) Lets go smoke some dell!
4) She got in trouble for delling.
5) Man it looked good but it's actualy shit! It must be dell!
6) Dude I'm so delled that Bill Gates is raping me and I don't care
by awex January 06, 2004
oil
Something we apparently don't have enough of so we must go to war!
By 2050 it will all be depleted. Or with George Bush it could be next year!
by awex January 06, 2004
Meaning a fucking awesome band.
That band is so rammstein!
by awex January 05, 2004
An anime that kix so much ass that your back hurts in the morninig. All you need to know is there is alot of Guns, Vampires, Blood, Swearing, and Dead People. SCARY! :O
Man that was one hellsing of a movie! Damn my ass hurts.
by awex January 06, 2004
1) something yummy
2) made of chocolate
3) may have peanuts, peanutbutter, or a crispy center
I love m&m's
by awex January 05, 2004

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