Cobra 

*A slang term referring to a man's penis.

*The main enemy of the GI Joe storyline; a heavily-armed, highly-trained, highly-disciplined, ruthless terrorist organization, operating under the guise of various civilian firms, whose ultimate goal is world domination. Their leader is Cobra Commander.

*The Boss's unit in Metal Gear Solid 3 : Snake Eater, consisting of The Pain, The Fury, The Fear, The Sorrow, and The End. Considered by many to be very unoriginal on KCEJ's part.

"Cobraaaaaaaa!!"
-battle-cry of the Cobra unit in GI Joe.

Cobra by Dave September 28, 2004

cobra 

A bass clarinet. From its snakelike shape.

That 13-year old plays a mean cobra!

cobra by pentozali August 18, 2013

Cobra 

A word used by a person who is drunk, to mean sober.

You're at the distinct advantage of being cobra!

You are too cobra, drink some more.

Cobra by Cobratalia November 25, 2007

cobra 

a cobra shaped marijuana pipe that hides easily and can be referred to rather casually. a favorite among professional cooks.

hey dude, got any cobra food? cobras gotta eat. Cobraaaa!

cobra by cobracon November 22, 2007

Cobra 

1. A description of sex that surpasses "dirty", "nasty", "freaky", and "kinky". based on 2nd definition.

2. A dirty prank pulled during drunken sex by males who are predominately considered dirty punk-rockers and are self-proclaimed scumbags. When the time seems right, the male sticks his thumb in his mouth and then pulls it out and puts it forcefully into the females butt while screaming "COBRAAAAAA!!!". This was the battle cry of COBRA (the badguys) in the cartoon "G.I. Joe". The main goal of this is to proclaim to everyone else in the house/area that you just jammed yer thumb in the butt of a girl who was not expecting it. Hilarity often ensues. Tough, scummy punk-rock broads often hit people over this or do it right back. Got you a free COBRA tattoo at one point in columbus, oh.

ex for 1: I cobra-ed the hell outta that girl last night and she loved it. bet she goes home and washes with bleach but doesn't stop smiling.

ex for 2: My old lady won't let me have a threesome because last time i tried to slip them both the cobra while i was getting head and most of my friends were downstairs.

Cobra by CobraHouse May 5, 2006

Cobra 

A badass beautiful female who has it all.

Matt -"Damn did you see that girl?"

Dan -"Yeah she's a cobra you have no chance."

Cobra by crunkgee. July 13, 2009

cobra 

a relatively large black man in top physical condition with a substantial amount of money; king of the jungle; impervious to the female gender except under the circumstances of out of state females; known for his sexual luster & his sly stealthy ability to escape any love palace at any means necessary including jumping out of windows; is of human origin but renders a huge elephant dick- the elephant dick makes them hoes sick; mating call can be heard throughout all 50 states

1: yeah, i fucked this bitch
2: nice, wheres she from
1: Milwaukee, wisconsin
2: how'd ya do that when you live in jersey?
1: easy, i cobra'd her

cobra by jonny2277 January 19, 2011