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dick assing around

One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.

One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke

One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.

A more colorful term for a dipshit.
It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.

Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.
dick assing around by meijer2000 November 19, 2009

half assing 

half hartedly working to achieve an objective.
Many college students are half assing their way through classes.
half assing by kalina ontriguez March 21, 2010

Physician Assing 

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.
Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.
Physician Assing by StrongB December 1, 2021

tear-assing 

To move quickly about.
The man hopped in the '57 Chevy and went tear-assing through the otherwise quiet city streets.
tear-assing by Fascion August 1, 2009

grab-assing 

an expression used to refer to the horseplay being committed by others that has become annoying; also refers to horseplay, that by some aspect would likely be annoying and/or offensive to others.
e.g. "Hey! Knock off the grab-ass!" or "Hey! Knock off the grab-assing!"
grab-assing by A. Carpenter June 9, 2007

grab assing 

Fucking around with one or more other people, generally at work.
"You guys don't have time to be grab assing! Now get back to work, slackers!"
grab assing by pjdpete April 28, 2006