Faggoty wiggers obsessed with Faygo and Psychopathic Records. Put on your VV (Vopli Vidopliassova) records. If you say "I don't like ICP", they accuse you of "hatin' on da Juggalo".
Juggalo: I'm down wif da clown!
White Nationalist 1: Get the copy of Hail The New Dawn and cue it up to Tomorrow Belongs to Me!
WN 2: OK!
Juggalo: NOOOOO! DASS SO RAYSISS!!!
(Records fly everywere, hitting the Juggalo in the face and knocking him out)
WN 1: The Juggalo's out. LEt's put on our copy of Zv'jazok and cue it up to Olq!
WN 2: OK!
Oleg Skripka: U tebq u tebq u tebq glaza q imet ne budu bol6e tormoza! (Smoke on the Water-sounding riffs play)
Juggalo: (just woke up) NOOOO! NOT THIS RUSSIAN STUFF!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! I WANT MY FAYGO!!!
WN 2: Want faygo! HERE!!! (puts 40 sleeping pills in the Faygo, pees in it then shoves the 2lt bottle up the juggalo's mouth)
White Nationalist 1: Get the copy of Hail The New Dawn and cue it up to Tomorrow Belongs to Me!
WN 2: OK!
Juggalo: NOOOOO! DASS SO RAYSISS!!!
(Records fly everywere, hitting the Juggalo in the face and knocking him out)
WN 1: The Juggalo's out. LEt's put on our copy of Zv'jazok and cue it up to Olq!
WN 2: OK!
Oleg Skripka: U tebq u tebq u tebq glaza q imet ne budu bol6e tormoza! (Smoke on the Water-sounding riffs play)
Juggalo: (just woke up) NOOOO! NOT THIS RUSSIAN STUFF!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! I WANT MY FAYGO!!!
WN 2: Want faygo! HERE!!! (puts 40 sleeping pills in the Faygo, pees in it then shoves the 2lt bottle up the juggalo's mouth)
by FokkerTISM April 4, 2012
A self-proclaimed 'misfit' who joins others to create their own family where they look out for each other.
by PoisonSister June 29, 2014
Juggalos are a group of people who are a fan of Psychopathic records.
We are not all illiterate. Some are I'm not going to lie, but their are illiterate people in most groups (unless you are in a group of geniuses of course.)
We don't all talk the same.
Ex. I talk like most so called "normal" people, and I think before I say something. I don't get why a lot of juggalos try to speak in ebonics.
We don't all confine ourselves to the music of Psychopathic records.
Ex. I know a Juggalo who listens to Screamo, and I listen to a lot of 70s/80s Metal. I'm listening to "Fight To Be Free" by Nuclear Assault right now.
We don't all dress the same. Some juggalos don't have any Psychopathic merchandise.
Ex. I wear a jean jacket with patches of metal bands on it. The juggalo I hangout with wears clothes associated with skaters, because he skates.
We are just like any other fan of music, but we tend to be more dedicated to it then many others. Just like Metalheads. Which is what I also am.
We are not all illiterate. Some are I'm not going to lie, but their are illiterate people in most groups (unless you are in a group of geniuses of course.)
We don't all talk the same.
Ex. I talk like most so called "normal" people, and I think before I say something. I don't get why a lot of juggalos try to speak in ebonics.
We don't all confine ourselves to the music of Psychopathic records.
Ex. I know a Juggalo who listens to Screamo, and I listen to a lot of 70s/80s Metal. I'm listening to "Fight To Be Free" by Nuclear Assault right now.
We don't all dress the same. Some juggalos don't have any Psychopathic merchandise.
Ex. I wear a jean jacket with patches of metal bands on it. The juggalo I hangout with wears clothes associated with skaters, because he skates.
We are just like any other fan of music, but we tend to be more dedicated to it then many others. Just like Metalheads. Which is what I also am.
I honestly don't get all of the hate on juggalos. If you don't like us I respect that, but please have some manners keep it to yourself. That also goes to juggalos who talk crap about other people.
by DenTheNorwegianWarrior May 31, 2010
A juggalo is yes a worshiper of icp, but we are just as much of people as anyone.... those who would say WE have sex with animals, are obnoxious, uneducated, self loving, freaks, and in general say we are all talk.... are horribly misguided... Those traits are within each individual themselves.... as for the animals. if you ever TRULY knew what we stand for, or even took the time to listen before speaking out of your rear would know that we hate the currupted, sensless, and bad people of the world. We all go into one group because we are the only one that accept eachother, thats why we hate others so much.... I have not once challenged anyone to a fight... but theres plenty of people that you would call "normal" that wana hurt me just because I am different... i have not won one fight iv ever been in, but i have not ever spoke badily about those at wich i fight and lose too.. we are highly excepting... all you need to do is give us a chance.... and if you do meet a juggalo that happends to be what you would call "a bad person" or whatever, it means he has probly lived similer to me.... always made fun of, outcasted, put down, and in general ignored for no apparent reason... If i wasent able to call what i am a family... it would be a religion i put all of my being into being a juggalo... and when i die, i wana pass all of the joker cards... and go to Shangri La.
Juggalo, juggalette, wicked clown
by T!^kerb3ll February 12, 2012
Juggalos are the closest family on the face of this planet. The people who are talkin sh*t, haven't met the right juggalos-juggaletes, and being part of the family is the best privilage on Earth. For all you haters, some of us juggalos tend to get out of control quickly, but thats a normal family. Most of us come from a poor family so icp is the closest thing to it.
mmfcl to the fam.
mmfcl to the fam.
Someone beats up your sister or your brother, what are you going to, just sit there, i think not, so if you step to one of us juggalos, you better step to the whole crew.
by chronicel February 25, 2010
Juggalo or Juggalette (the latter being feminine) is a name given to fans of Insane Clown Posse or any other Psychopathic Records hip hop group. Juggalos have developed their own idioms, slang, and characteristics. The term originated during a live performance by Insane Clown Posse. During the song "The Juggla", Joseph Bruce addressed the audience as Juggalos, and the positive response resulted in Bruce and Joseph Utsler using the word thereafter to refer to themselves and their friends, family, and fans, including other Psychopathic Records artists. Juggalos have compared themselves to a family. Common characteristics include drinking the inexpensive soft drink Faygo and wearing face paint. They view the lyrics of Psychopathic Records artists which are often violent in nature, as a catharsis for aggression. Several well known figures have identified as Juggalos. These include professional wrestlers Vampiro, and rappers Kung Fu Vampire, MARS, Coolio, and Vanilla Ice. According to Utsler, "Juggalos come from all walks of life from poverty, from rich, from all religions, all colors. It doesn't matter if you're born with a silver spoon in your mouth, or a crack rock in your mouth
by juggaloninja94 June 15, 2010
A Juggalo is me. i dress, act, talk, think,say, do, and go whereever the hell i want. if someone sais something i dont like about someone i never met before, its my fight. if someone sais something i dont like about my best freind, girl friend, father mother sister brother aunt cousin nephew whoever, its my fight. if someone sais something about me thou, i dont care. i live my life how i want to live it and i dont let one person influence me. i look at the world with a knowledge and understanding far beyond someone two three times my age. i hate myself for what i am becoming but love what i have done to reach this point. no one thing describes truly a juggalo, some say its an icp thing..... WRONG some say its a twiztid thing.... Wrong again... some say it is a wicked shit, horrorcore, underground partying druggie thing.... WRONG.... noone can describe a juggalo because noone knows what it is. i will tell everyone one thing thou, i am a juggalo and i dwell with my homies on the east side of cleveland and the east side of detroit and chicago. and out of the hundreds if not thousand juggalos i know, no two are the same and not one is a bitch, we straight up lay people out for talkin wrong and that is straight up. no dude with a faggot ass mohawk is going to come up to any of my ninjas and punch them in the face without getting a spoon shoved into their head. i know juggalos that dont even listen to wicked shit. and their are i believe somewhat guidelines for being a juggalo. i mean you cant come out of beverly hills and have a trust fund and call yourself a juggalo, cause in reality you dont know shit about real life, but you also dont have to be from the hardcore ghetto either. someone usually aquires the Juggalo status after going throu a rough fucked up childhood, or a crazy experience or just hearing wicked shit and following it. but lets get one thing straight. a juggalo is not a fan of music, and is not a member of a cult, their is a very fine line about a mile wide between the two every juggalo stands somewhere on it. so keep it wicked, keep sneakin into gatherings, and keep on keeping on MOTHA FUCKO
by bigdandshit June 17, 2008