Randy Garrett 

A sexual act involving a man, who is scientifically proven to be a weener, who takes the body of a newly dead horse and rapes a 7th grade boy from his gym class inside of the horse's anus.

"I just totally pulled a Randy Garrett in the new gym we're building. You totally know it's for creapy buttsecks!"

Randy Garrett by Randy Garrett jr. December 22, 2009

Pull-a-Garrett 

An irreversible mistake, action or misunderstanding that usually results in events that are less than pleasant due to public embarassment, pain, or humiliation.

"I pulled a garrett when I zipped up my fly because I forgot to put the goods away first."
"That guy just pulled a garrett."
"What a garrett..."
"I pulled a garrett when I thought 'pseudo' meant superior and called myself a 'pseudo-ninja'"

Pull-a-Garrett by Chilly December 13, 2004

Lauren Garrett 

The MOST amazing girl to walk the Earth! She always makes you smile and every guy falls head over heels for her. Her beautiful smile and amazing attitude towards life will take any guys breath! She's beyond what dictionaries can define!

Lauren Garrett is my life!!

Lauren Garrett by bremor December 7, 2011

dirty garrett 

when rolling around in mud before engaging in sexual intercourse

Garrett fucked jimmy dirty garrett style

dirty garrett by Jerick April 20, 2007

make garrett great again 

A movement established in 2015 to make anything with Garrett in the name great again, because let's be real, it wasn't already great. This includes Garrett County, Garrett Middle School, and Garrett as a first name.

God damn people, why can't we just Make Garrett Great Again?

make garrett great again by Vorinebt October 18, 2016

The Garrett 

A sex position similar to doggy style on a bbq grill while steaks are cooking beneath you

Jacob did The Garrett with the dog at the family barbecue

The Garrett by Jonahisthethiccestmanintheland December 10, 2019

A Garrett 

Someone that never contributes food to social gatherings

Josh is going to be a Garrett this thanksgiving

A Garrett by Garrett is always late November 19, 2022