Brooklyn 99

Brooklyn 99 is a great show that can change the way you listen to "I want it that way" forever.
It's a cop show, and a comedy. It's very funny, you can watch basically any episode and find yourself laughing your butt off ( other than season 8 which I personally don't like ). I would recommend trying this show, you can watch it on netflix. There is swearing and some inappropriate comments (also some violence/talk of violence), but I would say its overall pretty innocent.

Person 1: Hey, what are you doing???
Person 2: watching Brooklyn 99, wbu?
Person 1: SERIOUSLY?!? You've rewatched that 50 times!
Person 2: LOL, I just can't get sick of it
Person 1: I don't blame you, its really good

by Soshnazzyqueenslay April 21, 2022

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99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

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99

the number comes before 100

1,2,3.....96,97,98,99...
where is my faking 99 number?????

by TheCartoonBoy94 January 15, 2019

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99

1) A true hero of the clone war and savior of Tapoka city
2) The amount of balloons it would take to start a nuclear war

1) 99 died defending Tapoka city only for it to be destroyed by his own brothers
2) This is what we've waited for!

This is it, boys, this is war

The president is on the line

As 99 red balloons go by

by udontknowmeidontknowu August 24, 2021

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99

Literally the worst age to die at, ever.

You were THAT close to 100.

"My great aunt died yesterday"

"Aw, that sucks. How old was she?"

"99"

"Damn! That's even worse! You mean she couldn't stick around just a little bit longer to get to 100?"

"Ahem."

"...Sorry."

by Someone who kinda exists August 11, 2021

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